We’re nine days in to the current forty six day leg of this year’s eight month cruise. We’re moored half a mile outside the quiet village of Hopwas on the Coventry canal in the south east corner of Shropshire. If I look out of the window in front of me, I can see Wood bridge which carries lucky walkers from the canal towpath into 400 tranquil acres of ancient woodland. Behind and fifty feet below me, the river Tame winds its gentle way between Tamworth and Burton upon Trent.
It’s a wonderfully quiet and peaceful place to relax for a few days after a rather hectic start to our cruise and the less than pleasant nine hours we spent moving through Birmingham.
Last Monday, blessed by the continued spring sunshine, we enjoyed a lazy start to the day. We wandered along the towpath from our mooring at Turner’s Green to Kingswood Junction where we turned left on to the Stratford canal, searching for the canal-side cake shop mentioned in my Pearson’s guide.
We sat at the quiet tables outside enjoying two chunky slices of what was possibly the best carrot cake in the world, thankful that the weekend was over and that we now had the canal to ourselves after the weekend flood of walkers and high speed towpath bikers.
After a slow walk back to the boat we continued our cruise along a pleasantly rural but disappointingly straight section of canal. Untroubled by any other moving boats we passed long lines of moored cruisers and narrowboats at the Black Buoy Cruising Club then waved at drinkers sitting in the gardens of the Black Boy and Heron’s Nest before ascending forty two feet at Knowle’s flight of five locks.
I had a disagreement with the solo owner of a wide beam at the head of the flight. As I was exiting the last lock, he was waiting to come in. He pointed at the still closed offside gate, “Just open that gate gate before you leave” he commanded rather than requested. I didn’t like his attitude so I didn’t feel obliged to help him.
I moved on to the water point and was leafing through my Pearson’s guide when he came striding back along the towpath towards me, waving his arms agitatedly.
“Why have you let all the water out of the locks?”
“What do you mean?”
“Every lock is empty. You must have let all the water out as you came up. Think of all the water you’ve wasted and the extra time you’ve cost me now that I have to fill them all up again. People like you make me sick!”
I pointed out to him, possibly more aggressively than was strictly necessary, that the empty locks were the result of the boat passing down the flight ahead of him, and using the locks after me, rather than me filling up the lock to ascend, then going back to let the water back out of the lock in an act of pure stupidity. Without an apology he stormed off.
We continued for a while before stopping at a peaceful spot halfway between Knowle and Catherine-de-Barnes. While Sally cooked our evening meal I walked along the towpath to the next bridge to say hello to fellow live aboard boat owner Illia Price. Illia kindly answered some questions for the case study section of the site in February. You can read her case study here and the ongoing saga of her life afloat here.
I found Illia basking in the early evening sun as she enjoyed a quiet drink with a fisherman friend. She showed me the very impressive results of her DIY modifications to the boat since she’s been on board and the not so impressive state of the Kipor generator she took to a local lawnmower repair centre to be repaired. After ten days of not hearing from them she popped in to the shop to check progress. They told her that they hadn’t been able to find parts for the generator then handed it back to her in pieces. I hope they’re more successful and more professional with the other machines they service.
Sally and I had a long day’s cruising ahead of us the following day so we set off at the crack of dawn through a thick mist which, in hindsight, I wish had stayed with us for the rest of the day.
As we moved closer and closer to Birmingham, the canal became increasingly squalid. Less shady trees and green fields, more graffiti adorned bricks and concrete. After the pristine canal banks of the previous four days, as we approached Elmdon Heath, we saw the first occasional beer or soft drink canal, the odd plastic bottle and a carrier bag or two. The debris gradually increased as we passed Olton, Acock’s Green and then Tyseley where the appropriately located energy recovery facility burns 350,000 tonnes of Birmingham rubbish each year, much of it, I suspect, hauled straight out of the adjacent canal.
The waterway reached its nadir at Sparkbrook’s Camp Hill Locks. The boat’s bow nudged aside a solid sea of plastic on the approach to each lock. We had to sweep away the accumulated rubbish from behind each gate before we could open it enough to allow the boat through.
I had to stop twice during the flight to remove fistful after fistful of tightly wrapped plastic bags and sheeting from the propeller. If you’re unfamiliar with the joys of plunging your hand through your weed hatch into the canal’s murky water to feel for unseen obstacles, this post from last year should enlighten you.
After a ten minute break from lock duty we reached the first of the five locks in the Garrison flight complete with their vandalised anti vandal locks.
At one graffiti covered lock, two men in their mid thirties with drink raddled faces sat on a crumbling wall beside a burned out house staring at us impassively from beneath grubby hooded tops as they sipped from cans of super strength lager.
The waterborne rubbish decreased as we headed north towards Salford Junction. At Star City we stopped on the smart gated moorings for a quick lunch break and then a stroll over to a nearby McDonald’s to use their toilets. It’s the only mooring I spotted on our sprint through Birmingham where I would have been happy spending the night. In fact, it was the only placed we passed where I would have been comfortable spending more than half an hour.
Refreshed and relieved, we continued our mission to get away from Birmingham’s dirt and noise as quickly as possible. I negotiated the impossibly tight turn under the M6 at Salford Junction by leaping leaping gazelle like from the front of the boat as it touched the far bank, pushing the bow round, then leaping elephant like back on board with a boot full of water and a very red face.
We were now on the Birmingham and Fazeley canal with bridges marked with names rather than numbers and much less debris in the water, although I was forced to stop just before the Minworth flight to remove a wire hanging basket from the propeller.
The number of urban anglers increased as we moved away from Birmingham, an indication of cleaner water and less anti social behavior. I asked a young lad at Minworth top lock what he was fishing for. “Zander” he told me. “There are loads of them around here!”. There was an elder guy fishing a couple of hundred feet further down the canal at Minworth bottom lock. “Are you fishing for zander?” I asked. “You must be joking”, he replied, “You won’t find any of those foreign buggers in these canals!”
After nine hours on the go we searched for somewhere to moor. We carried on through Minworth until we were upwind of the sweet stench of Minworth sewage works. We stopped for the night beside a vast field of yellow rape and closed the front doors to shut out the distant sound of the M6 toll which marks the head of the Curdworth flight.
The following morning we managed a gentle four hours of cruising to descend the four miles and eleven locks of the Curdworth flight before mooring for the day next to Kingsbury Water Park. We had high hopes for the park with its network of gravel paths around the fifteen lakes set in six hundred acres of superbly maintained grounds, but we couldn’t stand the place for longer than a day.
The first fly in the ointment was the understandable request, given that we were in a bird sanctuary, for all dogs to be kept on leads. Spaniels aren’t designed for leads. They like to run as they explore every inch of a route regardless of its length. Putting them on a lead in a spacious park is torture they shouldn’t have to endure.
The straw which broke the camel’s back though was the incessant roar of six lanes of high speed traffic on the M42 thundering through the centre of the park . The noise was unbearable. We left at first light the following day for a short cruise to Fazeley Junction.
The Warwick Ring followed the Coventry canal to the right, but we turned left towards Fradley Junction and ultimately Cannock Chase where we hope to spend a week exploring its twenty six square miles of forest and heath.
At Peel’s Wharf we topped up our water tank, removed the growing pile of full rubbish bags on the front deck and emptied our cassette. Then we moored on the towpath and set off to Asda to do our weekly shopping. We still haven’t quite refined the boat shopping system. We took two rucksacks with us, including my 70 litre monster from my hill walking days. Unfortunately, we forgot we would have to carry the result of an hour’s impulse buying back to the boat with us. We just about managed to load £100 worth of food and drink onto our backs but I’m sure I was a couple of inches shorter by the time we’d staggered a mile back to the boat.
While we were recovering, we had a quick chat with James and Debbie Ward on NB Lois Jane. James decided that he would try living afloat for a year instead of enduring the stressful life of an estate agent. That was three years ago. Now they both enjoy a life of peace and tranquility afloat while James enjoys earning a few bob from his hobby of making unique pens from unusual wood, including timber salvaged from old narrowboats. You can see many of his completed pens on his web site here and his case study here.
I talked to James about the appalling state of the Camp Hill flight. He told me that a friend of his was a volunteer helping to remove rubbish in and around the flight the previous weekend. An estimated forty tonnes was apparently collected during the clean up exercise. Given the amount of rubbish still there two days later when Sally and I passed through, negotiating the flight the previous week must have been very difficult indeed.
With the toilet empty and the water tank and pantry full we left Fazeley to find somewhere quieter to moor where the dogs could run free. We stopped just half an hour later by Dunstall Farm facing the sun over fields of yellow rape.
We moved on for another hour the following morning before mooring at Wood bridge just outside Hopwas. The adjacent wood, an old military firing range, is four hundred acres of dog walking heaven.
We spent the afternoon wandering aimlessly through stands of towering pine, raggedy barked birch and an endless carpet of cerulean bluebells. We sat on a fallen oak for a lunch of ham sandwiches and bananas while the dogs snuffled excitedly among the fallen leaves.
On Saturday morning we were on the move again. We wanted to stay another day or two at Hopwas but with a full toilet tank and empty water tank we needed to return to Fazeley Junction. By the time we found somewhere to turn, cruised back to the junction, filled one tank and emptied another, then cruised back to Hopwas, the “quick” trip to the junction had taken us four hours, but we didn’t care. Time constraints are a thing of the past. Life at the moment is all about the journey rather than the destination and we’re enjoying every minute of it.
Back on our mooring next to the woods, while I spent some time on t’internet, Sally gave Daisy a long overdue hair cut. Daisy, unless she’s cut regularly, looks like a fat teddy bear. Sally can normally trim her coat in a couple of hours with a pair of clippers but the clippers were blunt so she spent four hours with a very patient dog and a pair of sharp scissors.
I finished off the newsletter this morning then Sally and I strolled into the village to the Tame Otter where we had a drink and a bowl of chips sitting in the canal-side garden. In a moment, we’re going to take two very patient dogs into the woods for a well earned walk. It’s a hard life, but I think we’re both adapting to it quite well.
If you’re new to this site you might not know about the service I launched in June 2014. I host narrowboat experience days on board my own 62′ long narrowboat James No 194. The ten hour days are a combination of discussion about the pros and cons of living on board, narrowboat designs and the best equipment for live aboard boaters, and a six to eight hour helmsmanship training cruise along the Oxford and/or Grand Union Canals.
I’ll be running the discovery days approximately on the first ten days of June, August, October and December this year. As summer approaches more and more site users are booking the relatively few discovery days still available. In June just Friday 5th and Tuesday 9th are available. August onwards is still relatively free. If you are interested in joining me for a fun and information packed discovery day please check the diary before it’s too late.
In the meantime, meet recent discovery day attendees Quentin and Ruth Jaume…
“Firstly, Ruth and I would like to thank you both for your hospitality, it was good to meet you and Sally and we enjoyed our day with you very much. Ruth is now much more confident about driving a narrowboat, your patience and unflappable delivery doing the trick, which is one of the main reasons for booking the discovery day with you. I also learned loads too, so all-in-all, well worth while.
We have now begun serious boat-hunting with a view to our semi-retirement as CC’s beginning this coming summer – Ruth’s job as a teacher ends in July, so any time from then is feasible given a boat has been acquired and the house rented out.
The day was excellent – very informative and delivered in a calm, patient way. In spite of it being a long day, and the inclement weather we experienced in the afternoon, it seemed to go very quickly and was thoroughly enjoyable. We are struggling to think of anything that could be added to improve this.
We would indeed recommend a discovery day to any would-be boaters – getting tuition one-to-one from an experienced boat handler certainly beats the 15 minute “tutorial” the average hire boat firm usually provides. As for living aboard, there is a lot of information out there if one looks, but there is no substitute for spending time chatting with someone who’s actually doing it.”
You can find out more about my discovery days and availability here. Don’t forget that there’s just one date for a single person remaining for April now so if you want to spend a spring day out with me you need to book quickly.
Each time I write a newsletter, I tick another subject off the list of things which those new to boating have told me that they want to read about. The hardest part of the process isn’t the writing itself, it’s constantly thinking of new content for each issue. The trouble is, I don’t know what you want to read. I think I keep the newsletters reasonably interesting but I don’t know for sure. That’s where I need your help.
Can you let me know what you would like to read in the future? Are there any areas of narrowboat life you don’t think I’ve covered enough or areas which I’ve missed completely? Please let me know what you want to read about. Thanks for your help.
I created the site just over four years ago to provide a source of information for anyone interested in narrowboats and the possibility of living on one full time. The site has grown to encompass a comprehensive listing of inland marinas in England and Wales, dozens of articles, a forum and regular newsletters. I’ve already created (below) indexes of the site articles and the more popular forum posts. I thought it was about time I created an easy to use index of the newsletter content. Here’s the index so far.
A cruise from Braunston to Kingswood Junction – My account of the route, the sights and the occasional problem along the way
Following on from last week’s newsletter, here’s a guide for you if you are thinking of continuously cruising the network. This is information you need to know if you don’t plan to have a home mooring.
You need a licence to cruise the waterways of England and Wales but with a number of different licences and options which do you choose? This post tells you what you need to know.
Three years since we last painted our hull so this week we had the dubious pleasure of taking the boat out of the water to do it again.
Five live aboard case studies – I added four new case studies to the site and updated my own which I had written three years previously
Water pumps and security – Bits and bobs from a life afloat
Narrowboat ownership on a shoestring – How to cut your boat ownership costs
Buying a narrowboat Part 2 – More great advice on choosing and buying your first boat
Buying a narrowboat Part 1 – Some great advice on choosing and buying your first boat
Routine engine servicing – The basic stuff every narrowboat owner should know
Running a boating business – How to earn a living on the cut.
A detailed breakdown of my own narrowboat running costs for December 2014
An unexpected cruise – A surprise cruise to Braunston, secondary double glazing panel fitting, and why dogs and laminate flooring don’t go well together
Battery Banks – The pros and cons of lead acid and AGM batteries
More winter cruising – The tail end of my Christmas break afloat
Winter cruising – A narrowboat isn’t just for the summer months. Winter cruising is a joy. Here’s my account of a week on the cut over the Christmas break
Cooking on the cut – Here are some gourmet festive recipes suitable for a narrowboat’s small galley
A Cautionary Tale – Canals and narrowboats offer all the ingredients for some pretty nasty accidents. Here’s one which could have been much worse.
Shared ownership – If you can’t afford a whole boat, why not buy part of one? Here’s how you can enjoy narrowboat ownership but at a fraction of the normal cost.
Here’s a live aboard narrowboat fully equipped for long term cruising. It’s my own boat James No 194. There’s a five minute video tour of the boat and a summary of the pros and cons of the boat’s design and equipment.
London cruising – Every week I receive emails from potential boat owners who want to live on board in London or who want to visit the capital as part of a holiday cruise. This advice from a very experienced boater will be of great interest to you if you’re one of them.
Narrowboat fuel consumption – How many miles to the gallon can you get out of your floating home?
How to spot bogus narrowboat adverts – Beware narrowboats for sale at bargain basement prices. Here’s a cautionary tale to make you think twice about reaching for your wallet.
Narrowboat CO2 emissions – Is living on a boat a green alternative to a home on dry land? You’ll have to read this newsletter to find out.
Finding reliable tradesmen on the cut – They are out there but it’s not always easy to sort the wheat from the chaff. Here’s a new service on the site which is going to make the job much easier for you.
Anti social behaviour on the cut – How common are the unpleasant incidents you sometimes hear about on the canal network and who are the worst offenders? You’ll probably be surprised.
The pros and cons of buying an ex hire boat to live on – How suitable are ex hire boats for living on board full time?
I ran short of time during this week and couldn’t think of much to write about anyway, so I just detailed an idyllic week we spent away from the marina, pottering about for a few days in Braunston and then finishing off the week on the south Oxford canal down as far as Fenny Compton. Six months before the start of our continuous cruising lifestyle, it was just what we needed to whet our appetites.
Emergency food on board – Some of the most pleasant places to moor are a long way from the nearest supermarket. Here are some suggestions to ensure that you’re never short of a tasty meal on your idyllic canal-side retreat.
Cruising in adverse weather conditions part two – A continuation of the previous week’s newsletter.
Cruising in adverse weather conditions – Steering a narrowboat over the glassy surface of a placid canal on windless day in the middle of summer is child’s play. Here’s what you need to do on a “normal” day’s cruise.
Following your dream – Is your goal to some day spend a life of leisure out on the canal network? This article might encourage you to make a move sooner rather than later.
Route finding for narrowboat owners – Here are the popular paper and digital route finders to help make navigating the network child’s play
Long term narrowboat hire – Is hiring a boat long term a realistic alternative to buying one?
living on board in the winter, the cost of living afloat generally and where you can moor your floating home are all subjects which are misunderstood by many aspiring narrowboat owners. Here’s what you need to know.
Narrowboat heating, electrics and engine specifications – How is the perfect live aboard narrowboat configured? Here are a few suggestions
Essential boating equipment – Here’s the stuff every boater should carry on board
The pros and cons of a wide beam boat – More and more wannabe boaters are considering more spacious wide beams rather than narrowboat. There is clearly more living space on board but how practical are wide beam boats on the inland waterways?
The dreaded weed hatch – Sooner or later your engine will start to overheat, you’ll lose propulsion and you’ll know that you need to dive down your weed hatch to free an obstacle or two from the propeller. Here’s how to do it properly and a list of the tools you’ll need.
Digital aids for narrowboat owners – Digital applications and maps for inland waterways boaters
Practical experience for lone boaters. Here’s an account of a day’s cruise with a nervous single boater. He wanted enough confidence to deal with locks on his own. I spent the day with him, designed a route to include twenty six locks and spent ten hours helping him hone his locking skills.
Extending your boat’s storage space – The pros and cons of fitting covers to your front and rear decks
Naming your boat – The legal requirements when naming, renaming and displaying your boat plus the inland waterways’ two hundred most popular boat names
Speeding boats – Are rocking stationary boats the fault of speeding passing boats or the fault of boat owners who can’t moor securely?
Boat Handling – lock and paddle gear types.
Boat handling – Swing and lift bridges
Single handed boating – Negotiating locks.
Single handed boating – Choosing the right type of boat for single handed cruising and equipment to make your solo journeys safer and more enjoyable.
How to avoid common narrowboat accidents. They happen far more often than you might think. Here’s what you need to keep yourself out of harm’s way.
If you want to live on your boat and don’t want to, or can’t, cruise full time, you must have a residential mooring. Here’s how to find one.
What makes a perfect live aboard narrowboat. Two experienced boaters discuss layout, size and essential equipment
A cautionary tale if you are considering buying a wide beam boat to live on.
A further update to the site content index.
The A -Z of everything narrowboat – With over 5,500 posts and pages on the site now, quickly finding exactly what you want can sometimes be a problem. For this newsletter I started creating and A-Z index of all the site content.
How do you continue to earn money to support your boating lifestyle as you cruise the network?
Sharing your narrowboat space – The practicalities of sharing living accommodation the same size as a large shed.
Paying for a narrowboat – What practical steps can you take to ensure you’ve established legal ownership and how do you deal with the transfer of monies between buyer and seller?
Narrowboat Knots – At my first lock on my first cruise I watched my boat drift into the centre of the canal along with my twelve year old son. If you want to avoid the same embarrassment and potential damage to both your boat and your self esteem, you need to know how to tie your boat securely in a number of different situations.
Toilets is a subject often discussed by narrowboat owners but they usually talk about either pump out or cassette toilets. There is a third type though and it’s one which is both environmentally friendly and cheap to run. Here’s all you need to know about composting toilets.
Boat owners who live on board are considered to have a pretty simple and basic life by many living in bricks and mortar homes. Compared with the lifestyle of the farmers I’ve been staying with in the Philippines though, my UK life seems overly materialistic and expensive. Cou
Here’s an account of my very first winter on board and that of one of the site’s subscribers, Nigel Buttery. They’re very different experiences. My first winter was the coldest on record. Nigel’s is one of the mildest winters we’ve had for a long time.
I’ve also included to links to my Philippines blog. I spent the whole of February living in a rural farming community on the island of Negros.
Have you ever wondered how a narowboat is built. Here are the first two parts of a very detailed account of the building of a Sea Otter aluminium narrowboat. You’ll be particularly interested in Sea Otters if you don’t fancy the constant battle with rust that you have with traditional steel narrowboats.
Condensation is something all boat owners have to deal with. Here’s an explanation of why it occurs and what to do about it. I also tested a remote boat monitoring application in this issue.
Cold floors, cold air above the floors and cold hull sides. It’s a combination which can cause your bottom half quite a bit of discomfort. Here’s what I do to deal with the problem.
Weil’s disease – It’s an often talked about and often feared aspect of living, working or playing close to inland waterways but just how dangerous is it and what can you do to keep yourself safe?
If you’re on a budget maybe a self fit our sailaway is the way to go for you. Here’s the story of a wide beam self fit out to give you inspiration (or put you off completely)
Planning for the year ahead – Written plans and goals have always been important to me. They help me see into the future. Here’s what we’ve planned for our lovely floating home in 2014.
The practicality of hosting Christmas afloat – How do you achieve a floating festive event (and do you really want to)?
Liveaboard case study, The Pearl – Tony and Jane Robinson believe in forward planning. They stated their narrowboat fund thirty years before buying their own boat. Now the two retired education workers moor in a marina for the winter then explore the waterways during the warmer months.
Narrowboat Storage Space – How much space is there to store your worldly goods on board a narrowboat? Here’s a video walk-through of my own boat James.
Roses and Castles Canal Art – What is it and why do boaters spend so much money decorating their boats with it?
Fitting secondary double glazing – Fitting the panels is a simple operation for those with the most basic DIY skills, something which I sadly haven’t developed. As you might expect then, the fitting didn’t go as well as it should.
Narrowboat videos – I launched the Living On A Narrowboat YouTube channel
Secondary double glazing for your boat – The pros and cons of double glazing on a boat and why secondary double glazing is a much better bet and a fraction of the cost.
Living on a narrowboat vidoes – My first hesitant steps into the world of video production for site content
Can you either live or holiday on a narrowboat if you have a disability? – Here’s what you need to know.
Winter fuel allowance – Do you qualify for one if you live on a boat?
Case Study – NB Progress. Kim Wainwright recorded her journey on the forum from nervous anticipation to current liveaboard boat owner. Here’s her story.
Narrowboat central heating – I don’t have any. All that is about to change. Here’s the system I’m going to install and why I’ve chosen it.
Narrowboat running costs – I compare my own running costs to those of a prominent YouTube video blogger and detail my exact costs for October 2013
Popular narrowboat terminology – Hundreds or words or phrases used to describe parts of boats and the waterways they cruise through.
The wind chill factor – How strong the wind is blowing and which direction it’s coming from can determine how difficult it is to heat your boat. Here’s what you need to know.
Case study – Another couple from down under living the dream on the inland waterways.
20th October 2013Condensation. It’s a common problem on boats. Here are a few suggestions how to keep your boat’s interior dry.
A new organisation for liveaboard boaters
On demand water heater problems – Discover a common fault with these water heaters and what you can do to resolve the problem.
Know your firewood – Not all timber burns well. Find out which is best and which to avoid.
Managing your boat’s water supply. You can use your water supply as and when you need it when you live in a house with all mod cons. You can pretty much do the same when you’re on a marina mooring with a water supply just a hose length away. It’s a different kettle of fish when you’re on an online mooring.
Liveaboard case study – A prime example of mooring without a water supply on tap.
The folly of using unseasoned wood as a fuel – Here’s essential information if you plan to use logs you find to heat your boat for free
Creating lasting memories of your cruises – Slightly off topic, but please bear with me. You’ll have some wonderful adventures as you travel throughout the network. They’ll be adventures worth remembering but will you remember them? I have a very poor memory but instant and total recall of all my cruises is just a click away.
A tragedy at Calcutt. Sudden Oak Dieback hits our 1,500 twenty year old oak trees
Forum private messaging – Now you can email other forum users from within the site
Managing your water supply
An American blogs about his travels
Solving engine room leaks – A simple solution to a dripping stern tube
All about the weed hatch – Removing debris from your propeller
8th September
A disaster – I inadvertently deleted this week’s newsletter and there wasn’t a backup on the server. What a shame. It was all about the damage you can do to your boat if you don’t watch what you’re doing in a lock. You would have loved it!
Effective fly killers for boats
The downside to living on a narrowboat
Liveaboard Case Study – American Richard Varnes has taken a year out from work to cruise the canal network and write about his adventure. Here’s his case study and a few stories from his journey so far.
CART Guide Approval – The waterways’ governing body is now promoting the information packages available from this site. Yippee!
Narrowboat Insurance – A summary of insurance quotes from the major narrowboat insurers
Liveaboard Case Study – Keith and Nicky downsized their property in Jersey, used the released capital to buy their 57? “go anywhere” narrowboat and now live on their boat full time while they continuously cruise the canal network. They’re ridiculously young to retire, and I’m very, very jealous
Downsizing from a 3 bed semi to a narrowboat – What do you do with a lifetime’s accumulated possessions?
A free download – Living On A Narrowboat: 101 Essential Narrowboat Articles
Narrowboat tips – Handy hints from experienced narrowboat owners
The cost of a continuous cruising lifestyle – How one liveaboard boater manages on a shoestring
The perfect narrowboat washing machine? – It’s low cost and doesn’t need plumbing in, but does it actually clean clothes?
The cost of a continuous cruising lifestyle – How much does living the life of a water gypsy really cost?
The cost of living on a narrowboat – An article in the Daily Mail… and why most boaters disagree with what they said.
Hire boat expectations – Fully understanding what facilities will be available to you is essential if you’re going to enjoy a narrowboat holiday. Here’s what not to do.
Fenland river cruising – Another boater’s maiden voyage to whet your appetite.
Anticipating winter weather – You may well be enjoying unusually warm winter weather but the winter will be with us all too soon. Now is the time that you need to plan for the cold weather ahead.
Keeping your stove glass clean – Maybe you think it’s an odd subject for the summer but you can’t trust the English weather. Late June and the stove was still on now and again. At least now I have a crystal clear view of the fire I shouldn’t need to light.
Traffic chaos caused by Braunston’s historic boat rally – On a day with high winds and a canal full of working boats returning home after the rally, I had the pleasure of taking some very nervous hirers out on the cut.
23rd June 2013 – The cost of a two week cruise. If you live on your own boat, what’s the real cost of taking it away for a two week break?
Case Study – Mary Anne swapped dry land home rental for floating home ownership. Now she loves life afloat and works from home.
Life as a continuous cruiser – The Holy Grail of narrowboat ownership. The ability to travel where and when you like. Peter Early tells all.
The Ashby canal cruise part two – We spent a bit more time on the Ashby before heading south again, joining the Coventry canal, this time following it into Coventry’s rather depressing and disappointing city centre, then retracing our steps back to Calcutt
Most popular narrowboat names – Here’s the definitive list of the top 200 most popular narrowboat names and a resource you can use to find out if any other boat has the same name as yours
Considerate boating – An article prompted after a near head on collision with another boat trying to avoid a fallen oak.
I was on holiday for the first two weeks of June. Sally and I cruised from Calcutt to Braunston, north along the north Oxford where we joined the Coventry canal briefly before taking a very sharp right turn onto the Ashby canal. Here’s a daily report of the first week of our holiday.
An encounter with two poorly prepared holiday boaters and my own impending two week cruise encouraged me to put together a pre cruise check list
Laptop hacking – An update on the problems I encountered after buying a brand new laptop which I suspect was tampered with before I bought it.
Diary of a new narrowboat owner – Frequent forum poster “Our Nige” finally moved on to his new floating home. Here’s his story
My comments about an encounter on the Oxford/GU section between Napton and Braunston sparked a debate about the pros and cons of wide beams on the cut.
Keeping dry – You don’t really need to limit your cruising to sunny summer days. There’s something very special about standing on the back deck in the pouring ran protected by a set of bomb proof waterproofs.
Do you really need a car? Living on a narrowboat is all about enjoying a simple and stress free life. Sally and I had a car each. Mine cost £2,000 to run in the previous 12 months so I decided to get rid of mine to see if I could manage without one.
An encounter with a wide beam boat and why they aren’t suitable for much of the canal network
An interview with the Trust’s head of boating. Sally Ash talks about the Trust’s approach to the thorny issue of residential moorings
Narrowboat fuel tanks – How much do they hold
Meet one of your legless canal side companions
The canal network’s largest floating hotel
Narrowboat blogs – My own first cruise, Our Nige takes his new home on its maiden voyage and a chance for you to have your very own blog section on this site.
The Trust target illegal moorers but just what does the Trust consider to an illegal mooring?
Identity theft – The ongoing saga of my hacked laptop
RCR engine servicing – River Canal Rescue (RCR) are well known as the waterways equivalent of the AA but did you know that they will also come to your mooring to service your boat?
The perils of exceeding your monthly broadband data allowance. Learn from my mistakes.
Narrowboat security – A spate of burglaries from boats and a break in at my former family home encouraged me to write this article
Case study – You need to committed to sell your home to fund the purchase of your narrowboat. That’s what Mick and Marlene have done.
Case study – Sarah lives on wide beam Antioch on the Leeds Liverpool canal. She can do man things with her hands. Here’s her story.
Be inspired – There are always reasons why you don’t make the move from bricks and mortar to steel and water. Here’s an anecdote which demonstrates once and for all that there really aren’t any worthwhile excuses.
Here’s an example of what happens when you really don’t understand how your narrowboat works.
Essential boating equipment – Here’s a low cost item which has paid for itself over and over again.
Whilton marina boat sales – Sometimes things aren’t what they appear to be. This alleged fact about the boat sales at Whilton has come to me from several different sources.
Where can you find residential moorings? Here’s a great place to start
Getting rid of unwelcome visitors – Geese used to regularly disturb a peaceful night’s sleep where I moor. Not any more. Here’s my solution
Know your narrowboat costs – Detailed costs for my own boat for February 2013
Half a dozen boaters now have access to their own blog section on the site. You can too. Here’s how.
James’ upgrade – Adding solar panels and replacing carpets with oak effect laminate flooring
Stove fuel test – What works best; coal, wood, briquettes or something else entirely – Here’s my own take on a Waterways World test
Essential stove maintenance – Here’s what you need to do to make sure that your stove always performs well.
Internet connectivity – I use the internet four or more hours every day. This is the setup I have on my boat to make sure that I’m always connected.
Detailed running costs for my own boat for January 2013
The real cost of going cheap. An in depth look at the cost of my 36 year old boat, and how much I spent (and still need to spend) before it will be a comfortable full time cruising boat.
Case Studies – I put together 21 of the best case studies and analysed and summarised the data in this low cost guide. If you want ton save yourself hundreds of hours of research and costly mistakes, you need to read this guide.
Case Study – Mike’s circumstances are similar to my own. He moved onto his boat after a failed marriage. He’s upgraded from a 27? GRP cruiser to a 50? narrowboat
Narrowboat electrics part 2 – The concluding article from Tim Davis
I asked newsletter subscribers to send me detailed breakdowns of their bricks and mortar expenses so I could compare them with the cost of running a narrowboat. Quite a few subscribers obliged. I added the breakdowns to my narrowboat costs guide and the budgeting application.
Understanding narrowboat electrics – Another excellent article from Tim Davis
Satellite television for narrowboats – Information from a system installer
Low cost narrowboat ownership – A low cost solution to the problem of funding your first narrowboat
Solar power – All you need to know about installing solar panels on your boat. Written by the inland waterways most popular solar system installer
Case Study – Mr. Solar Panel Tim Davis writes about life on board his own narrowboat
First tests and reviews of the budgeting application
The best aerial for a narrowboat television
The first release of the new spreadsheet based narrowboat budgeting application
An unscheduled dip in the marina prompted me to write about safety on the waterways
Living on a narrowboat – Through the eyes of a young lady who would clearly prefer to be somewhere else
I started to develop the narrowboat budgeting software. This newsletter detailed the concept and the progress to date
Practical flooring for narrowboat dogs
Case study – Mike and Mags use a double redundancy payment to pay for their new floating home
The best tip for a wannabe narrowboat owner – Advice from existing boat owners
I published my guide Living on a Narrowboat: The REAL Cost of a Life Afloat. When this newsletter was published it was only available as a Kindle edition. Now it’s available in both Kindle and PDF format and is bundled with Narrowbudget, the site’s bespoke narrowboat budgeting application.
VAT on narrowboat sales
Dealing with pests on a narrowboat – spiders and swans
Posh boats – My personal favourite: S.M. Hudson
Repeat prescriptions, diesel heating systems and solar panels
Survey – Do you want a forum on the site? (You already know the answer to that!)
How to clean your stove glass – One of the real pleasures of a living fire is watching the flames on a cold winter’s eve. Here’s what you need to do to ensure you can actually see the fire.
Smoking on board – An alternative to smelly smoke
DIY narrowboat painting – I’ve broken down the complete cost of painting your own boat and
Dealing with wind on the river – A guest article from liveaboard narrowboat owner Alan Cazaly
DIY narrowboat painting – I spent three weeks in April painting my boat. Here’s the first of my progress reports
Life on the river Cam – A guest article on the pleasures of river life by wide beam liveaboard Luther Phillips
Case Study – Freelance writer Anne and her South African farmer partner John reveal all
Case Study – Toni cruises constantly with ex husband Allan. They cruise together but they live apart… on separate boats
As a result of the article about the downside of living on a narrowboat published in the 18th March newsletter, I asked liveaboard narrowboat owners to complete a survey to give a balanced view of the issues raised by Pauline. Here are the survey results and a much more positive article by liveaboard narrowboat owner and frequent forum contributer Peter Early.
The downside of living on a narrowboat – This was a very controversial post. Liveaboard Pauline Roberts wrote about the less pleasant aspects of life afloat… and attracted a storm of comments
Case study: The Woodsman – Pauline Roberts again giving an insight into the life that you may think she doesn’t like.
Reviewed: The Liveaboard Guide by Tony Jones. A great guide to living afloat
eBay Narrowboat scam (and a little bit of flack for me from another forum)
Case Study: Author Toby Jones on his own liveaboard narrowboat
A review of Debdale Wharf marina
Two more case studies. One of them waxed lyrical about life on the waterways and enjoyed every minute of her life afloat. Now (April 2013) she’s selling up to follow another dream in Spain.
The first four narrowboat case studies published
I’ll start with myself; Paul Smith, living on my own, moored in a marina and working full time. Narrowboat James case study
Meet Peggy. She has a husband and two small children, works full time and cruises the network during the summer months. Narrowboat Violet Mae case study
Fancy spending your retirement cruising the waterways of England and Wales? Meet Barry and Sue Horne. They’re living the dream! Narrowboat Adagio Case Study
Here are another working couple. Lina and Warren cruise the cut with their two cats.Narrowboat Olive Rose case study.
Article – Living on a narrowboat in winter
1th January 2011 – 1st Newsletter
Dealing with the coldest winter on record
Digital reading – A detailed review of the Kindle, the perfect solution for book loving boat owners
There are dozens of helpful and interesting articles on the site, but have you found them all? I thought you might appreciate a list of the more popular articles that you can glance through and click on the ones that take your fancy. Here it is.
There’s a wealth of information on the site in general, but if you’re struggling to find the answer to a particular issue, the forum is the place to find it. I’ve listed some of the more popular posts below but if you can’t find what you’re looking for, ask your question on the forum. If you don’t know how to create a post, or if you can’t log in, please let me know. I’ll be more than happy to get you up and running.
Living on a Narrowboat: The REAL Cost of a Life Afloat – Narrowboat costs explained in detail. My own maintenance and living cost on narrowboat James for a full year. Use this information to work out your own costs.
CRT (Canal & River Trust) maintain the waterways. Here’s their site.
Find out what parts of the canal are closed and for how long. Essential cruising information for you.
Do you need to find a home for your boat? Here’s a comprehensive list of the narrowboat friendly marinas in the UK
Do you want to see where these marinas are on a map? Here it is.
Here’s a map of all the canals on the system to help you plan your route.
Newsletter Archive – Browse through a wealth of useful content in the newsletters over the last year.
Find out more about narrowboat central heating costs here.
I started writing this newsletter at the crack of dawn but the web site gremlins were hiding in the shadows waiting for me to produce a hugely informative literary masterpiece before erasing my digital genius while I made myself a mid morning cup of coffee. Ah well, at least I have plenty of time now to recreate lost work on my laptop.
I didn’t write a newsletter last weekend. Ten consecutive discovery days exhausted me so I needed a break. The break worked. I’m recovered, renewed and ready to resume my self imposed labour of love.
Last Sunday was the tenth and last of my April discovery days. The weather helped ensure that the last day was a memorable one. Wind in excess of 20mph makes the task of handling a flat bottomed, high sided narrowboat quite tricky. Most narrowboats sit between just eighteen and thirty inches in the water. The shallow draft and expansive cabins allow anything more than a strong breeze to push the boat in every direction other than the one it’s supposed to go. My own forty eight feet long, four feet high cabin creates nearly two hundred square feet of “sail”. A twenty mile an hour wind requires some care but the 30mph wind blowing on Sunday, or a “near gale” as it’s described on the Beaufort scale, makes narrowboat handling very interesting indeed.
My guests, Liz and Brian Lepere, arrived at 9am full of energy from their better late than never breakfast at the Warwick hotel they used the previous night. I gave them a quick tour of the boat before moving the boat off its mooring. On any of the other two hundred and forty moorings within the marina, moving the boat from where it’s tied into open water is a simple affair. You just untie both bow and stern lines and reverse. My new mooring against the marina’s old dump barge isn’t quite so easy.
The boat is moored broadside to the prevailing south westerly. The stronger the wind, the more firmly it’s pinned to the barge. The only way to get the boat off is to pivot it on the barge’s fender covered front corner until the stern is facing the centre of Locks marina, then charge backwards into open water.
That part of the exercise wasn’t too difficult on Sunday, apart from nearly pulling a muscle trying to hold my tiller steady as the boat’s huge rudder smashed into wind whipped advancing waves. Nor was exiting the choppy marina through the narrow entrance too much of a challenge. Stopping once through the entrance wasn’t quite so easy. With the wind hitting the starboard side I was pushed non too gently into the scraped and chipped concrete beside the towpath beneath the lock.
I collected my dazed guests from the comfort of the well deck seating and walked up to the lock to assist the two elderly ladies coming down in their 60′ boat.
The frail but experienced boaters knew this section of the canal very well. The section below the flight was known as “windy corner” by the working boatmen. These days, two forty feet high weeping willow at the marina entrance give a visual indication of the direction and strength of the wind for boaters leaving the bottom lock. Last Sunday the trailing branches were parallel with the water and pointing emphatically at the towpath. “Beware silly boater. If you’re foolish enough to leave the lock, this is where you’re going to stay!”
I suggested to the ladies that they exit through the lock’s offside gate with a little pace and with them both on board if they wanted to avoid being thrown into the towpath. They agreed, exited the lock perfectly but were thrown forcibly against the concrete bank as soon as the wind caught them, skillfully missing my freshly blacked hull, but only just.
They crashed into the bank just ten feet away from a live aboard boater who had been moored there for the last week. Despite the bang and despite the two old girls’ futile attempts to use their combined ten stone to push fifteen tonnes of steel away from the bank into the teeth of a freshening gale, he refused to acknowledge their presence and continued to wash his boat.
Brian, Liz and I donned our boy scout uniforms and used their pole to push the bow of their boat out far enough for them to get off the bank, narrowly missing being blown into Mr. Oblivious and his precious boat. He didn’t acknowledge anyone during this part of the exercise either.
The helmsmanship part of the day normally begins with a baptism of fire for many guests as they steer a narrowboat for the first time, not along a straight and gentle section of sun kissed canal, but straight through a single open lock gate into the close confines of the dank chamber. I would have been asking too much on such a windy day though, so Brian and Liz helped me set the locks while I crabbed the boat across the open pounds.
Brian took the helm after a brief coffee stop above the top lock. We enjoyed a blustery cruise into Braunston, almost but not quite managed to turn on Braunston marina entrance before being blown against the towpath then watched as a hire boat crew showed us how to turn quickly and without fuss. They simply forced the first six feet of their bow into the overhanging shrubbery of the offside bank in one fluid but paint removing turn.
When we reached Calcutt top lock the wind had freshened to the point where I was unhappy to try to negotiate the marina entrance. We moored above the lock, then I walked our two guests back to their car. I think they enjoyed themselves but I often wonder whether really windy weather puts potential narrowboat owners off the idea.
The following day should have been a rest day before beginning our cruise on Tuesday but I still had some work to do. First of all, I had to take the boat back down through the locks to our mooring. The wind wasn’t a problem. There wasn’t a breath of air to disturb the thick and freezing mist which reduced visibility to a handful of feet. Just to make negotiating the locks really interesting, a thin layer of ice covered both the boat roof and the locks’ escape ladders.
I normally climb down the escape ladder, jump down on to the boat roof and then down on to the back deck. With everything so slippery though, once the lock gate was open, I carefully pulled the boat forward so that I could climb down the lock ladder straight on to the back deck. The boat and I made it back to the mooring in one piece.
I still hadn’t finished digging in the shore line which snaked three hundred feet from the nearest meter on the company’s old temporary moorings between the bottom and middle lock so I started work on it as soon as I tied up the boat.
While I spent several hours attacking the clay with spade and pickaxe, Sally and her visiting friend from work, Jan, spent a similar amount of time attacking a freshly made ham quiche with knife and fork.
I still hadn’t finished tidying up the power cable on Tuesday but we had an appointment to keep in Braunston early on Wednesday morning so we had to go after an hour’s last minute tidying up and a dash to the post office in Napton to stock up on sweet garlic relish before we set off.
We finally left the marina at midday then stopped long enough to top up our water tank so that Sally could indulge in a little washing machine therapy as we cruised. After a very leisurely hour and a half we stopped at one of our favourite mooring spots near bridge 100 with the hills of Flecknoe on one side and a sweeping agricultural view of crops and cattle on the other.
We sat in the warm sun sipping ice chilled cokes under a gentle wind blown rain of hawthorn blossom watching the occasional passing boat putter slowly by. After an afternoon of idleness we ambled along the towpath to Braunston, pausing for a while to admire a mallard with her thirteen freshly hatched chicks.
After a rack of ribs each enjoyed on the sun kissed terrace overlooking the usual hive of activity on the canal with its long line of forty eight hour moorings, complete with half a dozen boat which had been moored their since last autumn, we made our way slowly back to the boat and an early night.
We were away by 7.30am the following day to make sure that we were in time for our 9am appointment with Phill Abbott of Wharf House Narrowboats. We stopped again to top up the water for another of Sally’s marathon washing machine sessions, emptied the cassette and paid a visit to the Stop House where tolls were collected in days gone by. The only collections made there these days are bags of rubbish for the wheelie bins to the rear.
Wharf House Narrowboats isn’t the easiest place to stop if you plan to have any work done, especially if, like us, you have a pair of very active dogs. We tied up beside a recently completed tug bowed boat and a Hudson sailaway which Phill and his team were finishing off. Directly in front of us was an old cruiser stern boat which Sue Abbott was about to take to its new mooring further down the Grand Union. We could dimly see here and the old boat through the thick smoke billowing from the engine bay and swirling over our front deck.
The smoking boat soon moved away, then we settled down to a day of relaxation in the sun while Phill began rebuilding our rear hatch surround before fitting the internal locks which would allow us to secure the rear doors from within rather than padlocking it from without.
While Phill worked, we played. We enjoyed a leisurely lunch in the Stop House garden next to the Gongoozler’s Rest cafe followed by a not so leisurely jog back to the boat for me when they told us they didn’t accept debit cards.
Back on the boat, we both sat on the front deck reading and watching no more than a dozen boats passing us during the day as they entered and exited Braunston bottom lock.
I left Sally and the dogs on the boat in the afternoon then spent a very pleasant two hours walking back along the towpath to Calcutt Boats to collect Sally’s car ready for her son to borrow when he visited the following day. The spring sunshine was warm enough to entice dozens of boaters outside for a day of pottering or, for the comatose lady surrounded by a ring of empty Stella cans, a day of dreamless sleep.
Phill completed the work mid morning. He’d done a very neat job but he’d created a problem for me. For the last three and a half years since I had the original wooden cabin over plated with steel, I’d been used to running the shore line through a gap between the rear hatch and the two doors beneath. Phill had done a marvelous job of ensuring that the hatch and doors fitted snugly. In fact, too snugly to allow the cable to pass.
When I pointed the problem out to him, he did what I should have had done years ago. He fitted a very neat 13amp socket on the rear of the cabin next to the doors. I can now enjoy power to the boat without the accompanying draught I’ve been used to for years.
I didn’t get everything done on my list. I wanted the stern gland repacking. The work was supposed to be done at the same time as the carpentry but the guy who was supposed to do the job was a surveyor friend of Phill’s. Unfortunately he was out on another job while I was there so I’ll have to continue forcing half a greaser full of grease into the packing every time I moor for the day. If you know anyone who knows his way around a stern gland please let me know, otherwise I’m going to have to start buying waterproof grease in bulk.
Wharf House Narrowboats is an interesting place to leave if you’re not heading up through the Braunston flight. The only way to head the other way is to reverse your boat 300 metres along the canal, with boats moored on both sides, before turning in the eastern entrance to Braunston marina.
With the boat pointing in the right direction I pulled on to a free mooring beneath the Boat House garden terrace and waited for Sally to return from Leamington Spa station with her son, Mike, and his girlfriend, Emily.
Mike was very excited when he arrived.
“Have you seen the car in the car park?”
“There are plenty of cars in the car park.”
“There’s only one £200,000 Ferrari 458 Speciale there. It’s bright yellow. James May has one just like it and I’ve just seen a guy with long grey hair and a striped rugby shirt walking along the towpath. It must be him.”
“So you see an old guy in a rugby shirt and it has to be James May?”
“I’m telling you it’s him! Look at this!” he said he said handing me his phone and a photo of James “Captain Slow” May standing next to a bright yellow Ferrari wearing a rugby shirt identical to the one being worn by the guy standing on the back of NB Tess which was slowly moving along the canal past the pub.
“Hey Captain, that boat’s a bit fast for you, isn’t it?”, shouted one of the lads drinking at the table next to us. James May acknowledged the comment with a characteristic bow if his head and raise of his arm as the boat rounded a bend and disappeared from site as it headed towards Braunston marina and left us mere mortals in peace to enjoy our lunch.
After we’d eaten, and after Mike had sent texts to everyone he knew with the James May news, I took the young couple for what I thought would be a short cruise. They both loved steering the boat so a half hour cruise became a half day trip almost to Napton junction and back so, by the time we dropped them both off at the Ferrari free car park then headed back out of the village towards a peaceful mooring for the night, dusk was upon us.
Friday was our fourth day out of the marina, but the first of our cruise. We started at 9am and began our clockwise circuit of the Warwick Ring. We stopped briefly at the water point above the Calcutt flight, descended the flight with a couple whose idea of teamwork was standing on their boat and watching Sally and I work the locks then enjoyed a “working lunch” of chilli cheese and garlic pickle on crackers on the back of the boat as I stepped on the gas to make sure we didn’t have to go down the Stockton flight with the boat we’d just left.
We flew down the Stockton flight, then Long Itchington and Bascote before stopping in the middle of the Fosse flight at 7pm after a rather tiring twelve miles and twenty one locks.
We had the twenty one locks of the Hatton flight ahead of us the next day, and four locks and eight miles to do before we arrived at the start of the flight, so we were moving by 7am.
I wasn’t particularly looking forward to cruising through Leamington Spa. The first part of the journey is next to a large council estate, then the canal skirts an industrial area. However, the cruise was a pleasure. The well maintained and rubbish free canal was a joy, as was experiencing the town from a new perspective after two and a half decades of living in the area.
Leamington Spa merged seamlessly into Warwick where we stopped on the convenient Tesco superstore moorings to stock up with food, beer and, I’m embarrassed to say, petrol. I paid £150 about a year ago for a conversion kit so that I can run my suitcase generator on gas. The kit is still in a bag in a cupboard on the boat. Until I find the ten minutes required to fit the kit, I won’t be able to use the two full propane cylinders I have stored in my gas locker just for the generator.
We reached the bottom of the Hatton flight after seeing just one moving boat all day. We hadn’t seen a single boat moving after midday on Friday either. Where are all the boats?
We did the first lock on our own but as we were setting the second lock we noticed a GRP cruiser behind us. We waited for them to see if they were happy to go up the flight with a steel boat. They were. By the fourth lock we had settled into an effective routine. We both had a crew of two. Their helmsman stayed on their boat throughout the flight. Sally worked ahead of us, setting the next lock and opening the gates. I roped our boat to a lock-side bollard and opened the paddle and gate on my side. The cruiser’s crew opened the paddle on his side, closed his gate, then while I was moving my boat into the next lock and securing it so it didn’t crush their plastic boat, he would close my gate behind me. He did all this while talking and typing on his phone… for two and a half hours non stop. The cruiser helmsman waited for me to secure my sixteen tonnes of steel before moving cautiously into the space behind me.
The system worked really well until we were four locks from the top. Sally was exhausted. She climbed in to the boat to make lunch for us and to have a break.
Her place was taken by the lock keepers on duty at the head of the flight. As there were no other boats coming through they eagerly offered their help. Perhaps too eagerly. The phone obsessed cruiser crew and I had been careful all through the flight, letting water into the locks slowly so that my boat didn’t swing into their flimsy boat. The lock keepers opened the paddles rather more quickly than the cruiser helmsman would have liked but there was no damage done to anything other than his underpants so we reached the head of the flight unscathed.
The cruiser roared off into the distance while Sally and I stopped briefly for lunch and a drink before cruising for another hour to our mooring for the night half a mile past Shrewley tunnel. After I moored and shut the boat down I joined Sally inside. She wasn’t very happy.
“I don’t ever want to go up a flight like that again. We did it too quickly. It was no fun at all!”
“I don’t want you to start disliking lock flights. They’re fascinating and they are a challenge. If you don’t want to do them, let me know. I’m more than happy to do them for you. I can do these locks all day long. They’re not a problem. It’s just a case of mind over matter, but you don’t need to do them if you don’t want to.”
“Can you honestly tell me that you didn’t find all that running around for nearly three hours tiring?”
“Yes I can. I’m used to hard work. It’s really not a problem.”
I sat down to read for a couple of minutes after climbing off my soap box. Sally woke me two hours later. While I was sleeping she cooked a meal and cleaned the boat from top to bottom and still managed to look as fresh as a daisy. I, on the other hand, was exhausted.
This morning we were on the move again, but we didn’t travel far. We stopped at the Turner’s Green water point then moved two hundred metres to where we are now, fifteen minute’s walk away from Kingswood Junction.
At midday we strolled up to the junction with the dogs and popped in to the Navigation pub for drink in, food out exchange which went horribly wrong for me.
The men’s and women’s toilets were next to each other. One had a letter “G” above the door. The other had two screw holes where the door’s letter used to be. “G” is for girls I though as I pushed the other door open and locked myself in the nearest cubicle.
I had just settled down when the toilet door opened and four very vocal elderly ladies walked in. One shut herself in the cubicle next to me, two stood outside, and the fourth pushed open the broken locked door to my cubicle. All three ladies screamed at once when they saw me and ran out of the toilet. Non of them answered the nervously shouted enquiry from the lady in the cubicle next to me. Nor did I. I just waited until she left, waited another five minutes just to make sure, then quietly sneaked back to the bar where Sally was waiting for me.
We’re back on the boat now where I’m safe from little old ladies and public toilets. Maybe it’s time I learned how to use our cassette.
If you’re new to this site you might not know about the service I launched in June 2014. I host narrowboat experience days on board my own 62′ long narrowboat James No 194. The ten hour days are a combination of discussion about the pros and cons of living on board, narrowboat designs and the best equipment for live aboard boaters, and a six to eight hour helmsmanship training cruise along the Oxford and/or Grand Union Canals.
I’ll be running the discovery days approximately on the first ten days of June, August, October and December this year. As spring approaches more and more site users are booking the relatively few discovery days still available. In June just Wednesday 10th is available. August onwards is still relatively free. If you are interested in joining me for a fun and information packed discovery day please check the diary before it’s too late.
In the meantime, meet recent discovery day attendee Steve Manders…
“I’m a 61 year old man, living the rat race life of working in London and commuting there from Wiltshire Mon-Fri for the last 3 years. Frankly it wears you out, and I sought an alternative way of life. I’ve been considering narrowboats, both as a way of life and as a pleasure pastime, for over 4 years now. I’ve looked at various designs, read various articles, but was never able to follow it through to an investigative practical phase as my partner was very much set against the concept, so the live aboard lifestyle could never come to fruition. But it still attracted me, so I continued investigating.
The most useful unbiased information source was Paul’s blogs and articles, as they set the scene very well without seeking to endorse any particular manufacturer, marina or equipment. As time passes I found myself single again and decided that now was the time to look at the practical aspect – I’d never even been aboard a narrowboat, and surely wasn’t going to buy one – or rent one – without some form of recce. Paul’s one day training course seemed an ideal means to see the truth and experience the lifestyle – even if only for a day.
Everything was very well organised. The joining directions were very clear – I’d lost the original email (results of too busy a life) and Paul kindly resent the details. I arrived armed with the necessary equipment as specified in the joining email – or so I thought. When Paul says bring waterproofs, he means real waterproofs not a ‘Next’ fashion parka (bought on sale as I don’t like to waste funds). Again I was fortunate with the weather – its water repellant properties were not tested.
The organisation of the day, from online application to going home, was superb and extremely informative and enjoyable. Paul had asked me several times by email what I wished to get from the day, and tailored the day to fit. Fortunately my requirements were quite vague. I say fortunately because it resulted in Paul providing information I’d never considered asking for. I’d never piloted a boat of this length before (in fact I’d only ever handled a canoe) so I was quite daunted by the prospect of controlling a 65ft metal torpedo along narrow and curving stretches of water, populated by other such torpedoes. Even though its only 3-4 mph, there’s a lot of weight being moved. However, Paul was very attentive and gave clear instruction. I only sank 3 other narrowboats that day (edit as required…). The friendly attitude of both Paul and Sally made it a great day – you are in the company of people you’ve never met before, confined to a small area with them for 10 hrs without break – so it was really good that they are such nice people. The day was windy at times, which gave a further air of realism, as the wind affected the movement and progress of the boat considerably. Locks – oh those locks – I’d been worried about those as my ex partner had been terrified of them – but Paul identified the process involved – all logical – which quelled any concerns – and informed me of the etiquette at locks (to reduce the likelihood of fisticuffs with other narrowboaters).
Anyone wanting to try narrowboating should certainly sign up for this day. It gave a clear indication of what the life would be really like; not that of a narrowboat hire company who’d give you 20 minutes instruction and set you free to fend for yourself. I understand now much better the considerations for gas. electric, water and waste; for cooking and washing; for piloting and positioning. Imagine hiring a boat for a week only to find you don’t enjoy it – what a waste that would be – this resolves that issue in a fun and informative way. And you mustn’t miss the chili cheese and garlic jam on crackers! Me? the best day I’ve spent in a long time.”
You can find out more about my discovery days and availability here. Don’t forget that there’s just one date for a single person remaining for April now so if you want to spend a spring day out with me you need to book quickly.
Each time I write a newsletter, I tick another subject off the list of things which those new to boating have told me that they want to read about. The hardest part of the process isn’t the writing itself, it’s constantly thinking of new content for each issue. The trouble is, I don’t know what you want to read. I think I keep the newsletters reasonably interesting but I don’t know for sure. That’s where I need your help.
Can you let me know what you would like to read in the future? Are there any areas of narrowboat life you don’t think I’ve covered enough or areas which I’ve missed completely? Please let me know what you want to read about. Thanks for your help.
I created the site just over four years ago to provide a source of information for anyone interested in narrowboats and the possibility of living on one full time. The site has grown to encompass a comprehensive listing of inland marinas in England and Wales, dozens of articles, a forum and regular newsletters. I’ve already created (below) indexes of the site articles and the more popular forum posts. I thought it was about time I created an easy to use index of the newsletter content. Here’s the index so far.
Following on from last week’s newsletter, here’s a guide for you if you are thinking of continuously cruising the network. This is information you need to know if you don’t plan to have a home mooring.
You need a licence to cruise the waterways of England and Wales but with a number of different licences and options which do you choose? This post tells you what you need to know.
Three years since we last painted our hull so this week we had the dubious pleasure of taking the boat out of the water to do it again.
Five live aboard case studies – I added four new case studies to the site and updated my own which I had written three years previously
Water pumps and security – Bits and bobs from a life afloat
Narrowboat ownership on a shoestring – How to cut your boat ownership costs
Buying a narrowboat Part 2 – More great advice on choosing and buying your first boat
Buying a narrowboat Part 1 – Some great advice on choosing and buying your first boat
Routine engine servicing – The basic stuff every narrowboat owner should know
Running a boating business – How to earn a living on the cut.
A detailed breakdown of my own narrowboat running costs for December 2014
An unexpected cruise – A surprise cruise to Braunston, secondary double glazing panel fitting, and why dogs and laminate flooring don’t go well together
Battery Banks – The pros and cons of lead acid and AGM batteries
More winter cruising – The tail end of my Christmas break afloat
Winter cruising – A narrowboat isn’t just for the summer months. Winter cruising is a joy. Here’s my account of a week on the cut over the Christmas break
Cooking on the cut – Here are some gourmet festive recipes suitable for a narrowboat’s small galley
A Cautionary Tale – Canals and narrowboats offer all the ingredients for some pretty nasty accidents. Here’s one which could have been much worse.
Shared ownership – If you can’t afford a whole boat, why not buy part of one? Here’s how you can enjoy narrowboat ownership but at a fraction of the normal cost.
Here’s a live aboard narrowboat fully equipped for long term cruising. It’s my own boat James No 194. There’s a five minute video tour of the boat and a summary of the pros and cons of the boat’s design and equipment.
London cruising – Every week I receive emails from potential boat owners who want to live on board in London or who want to visit the capital as part of a holiday cruise. This advice from a very experienced boater will be of great interest to you if you’re one of them.
Narrowboat fuel consumption – How many miles to the gallon can you get out of your floating home?
How to spot bogus narrowboat adverts – Beware narrowboats for sale at bargain basement prices. Here’s a cautionary tale to make you think twice about reaching for your wallet.
Narrowboat CO2 emissions – Is living on a boat a green alternative to a home on dry land? You’ll have to read this newsletter to find out.
Finding reliable tradesmen on the cut – They are out there but it’s not always easy to sort the wheat from the chaff. Here’s a new service on the site which is going to make the job much easier for you.
Anti social behaviour on the cut – How common are the unpleasant incidents you sometimes hear about on the canal network and who are the worst offenders? You’ll probably be surprised.
The pros and cons of buying an ex hire boat to live on – How suitable are ex hire boats for living on board full time?
I ran short of time during this week and couldn’t think of much to write about anyway, so I just detailed an idyllic week we spent away from the marina, pottering about for a few days in Braunston and then finishing off the week on the south Oxford canal down as far as Fenny Compton. Six months before the start of our continuous cruising lifestyle, it was just what we needed to whet our appetites.
Emergency food on board – Some of the most pleasant places to moor are a long way from the nearest supermarket. Here are some suggestions to ensure that you’re never short of a tasty meal on your idyllic canal-side retreat.
Cruising in adverse weather conditions part two – A continuation of the previous week’s newsletter.
Cruising in adverse weather conditions – Steering a narrowboat over the glassy surface of a placid canal on windless day in the middle of summer is child’s play. Here’s what you need to do on a “normal” day’s cruise.
Following your dream – Is your goal to some day spend a life of leisure out on the canal network? This article might encourage you to make a move sooner rather than later.
Route finding for narrowboat owners – Here are the popular paper and digital route finders to help make navigating the network child’s play
Long term narrowboat hire – Is hiring a boat long term a realistic alternative to buying one?
living on board in the winter, the cost of living afloat generally and where you can moor your floating home are all subjects which are misunderstood by many aspiring narrowboat owners. Here’s what you need to know.
Narrowboat heating, electrics and engine specifications – How is the perfect live aboard narrowboat configured? Here are a few suggestions
Essential boating equipment – Here’s the stuff every boater should carry on board
The pros and cons of a wide beam boat – More and more wannabe boaters are considering more spacious wide beams rather than narrowboat. There is clearly more living space on board but how practical are wide beam boats on the inland waterways?
The dreaded weed hatch – Sooner or later your engine will start to overheat, you’ll lose propulsion and you’ll know that you need to dive down your weed hatch to free an obstacle or two from the propeller. Here’s how to do it properly and a list of the tools you’ll need.
Digital aids for narrowboat owners – Digital applications and maps for inland waterways boaters
Practical experience for lone boaters. Here’s an account of a day’s cruise with a nervous single boater. He wanted enough confidence to deal with locks on his own. I spent the day with him, designed a route to include twenty six locks and spent ten hours helping him hone his locking skills.
Extending your boat’s storage space – The pros and cons of fitting covers to your front and rear decks
Naming your boat – The legal requirements when naming, renaming and displaying your boat plus the inland waterways’ two hundred most popular boat names
Speeding boats – Are rocking stationary boats the fault of speeding passing boats or the fault of boat owners who can’t moor securely?
Boat Handling – lock and paddle gear types.
Boat handling – Swing and lift bridges
Single handed boating – Negotiating locks.
Single handed boating – Choosing the right type of boat for single handed cruising and equipment to make your solo journeys safer and more enjoyable.
How to avoid common narrowboat accidents. They happen far more often than you might think. Here’s what you need to keep yourself out of harm’s way.
If you want to live on your boat and don’t want to, or can’t, cruise full time, you must have a residential mooring. Here’s how to find one.
What makes a perfect live aboard narrowboat. Two experienced boaters discuss layout, size and essential equipment
A cautionary tale if you are considering buying a wide beam boat to live on.
A further update to the site content index.
The A -Z of everything narrowboat – With over 5,500 posts and pages on the site now, quickly finding exactly what you want can sometimes be a problem. For this newsletter I started creating and A-Z index of all the site content.
How do you continue to earn money to support your boating lifestyle as you cruise the network?
Sharing your narrowboat space – The practicalities of sharing living accommodation the same size as a large shed.
Paying for a narrowboat – What practical steps can you take to ensure you’ve established legal ownership and how do you deal with the transfer of monies between buyer and seller?
Narrowboat Knots – At my first lock on my first cruise I watched my boat drift into the centre of the canal along with my twelve year old son. If you want to avoid the same embarrassment and potential damage to both your boat and your self esteem, you need to know how to tie your boat securely in a number of different situations.
Toilets is a subject often discussed by narrowboat owners but they usually talk about either pump out or cassette toilets. There is a third type though and it’s one which is both environmentally friendly and cheap to run. Here’s all you need to know about composting toilets.
Boat owners who live on board are considered to have a pretty simple and basic life by many living in bricks and mortar homes. Compared with the lifestyle of the farmers I’ve been staying with in the Philippines though, my UK life seems overly materialistic and expensive. Cou
Here’s an account of my very first winter on board and that of one of the site’s subscribers, Nigel Buttery. They’re very different experiences. My first winter was the coldest on record. Nigel’s is one of the mildest winters we’ve had for a long time.
I’ve also included to links to my Philippines blog. I spent the whole of February living in a rural farming community on the island of Negros.
Have you ever wondered how a narowboat is built. Here are the first two parts of a very detailed account of the building of a Sea Otter aluminium narrowboat. You’ll be particularly interested in Sea Otters if you don’t fancy the constant battle with rust that you have with traditional steel narrowboats.
Condensation is something all boat owners have to deal with. Here’s an explanation of why it occurs and what to do about it. I also tested a remote boat monitoring application in this issue.
Cold floors, cold air above the floors and cold hull sides. It’s a combination which can cause your bottom half quite a bit of discomfort. Here’s what I do to deal with the problem.
Weil’s disease – It’s an often talked about and often feared aspect of living, working or playing close to inland waterways but just how dangerous is it and what can you do to keep yourself safe?
If you’re on a budget maybe a self fit our sailaway is the way to go for you. Here’s the story of a wide beam self fit out to give you inspiration (or put you off completely)
Planning for the year ahead – Written plans and goals have always been important to me. They help me see into the future. Here’s what we’ve planned for our lovely floating home in 2014.
The practicality of hosting Christmas afloat – How do you achieve a floating festive event (and do you really want to)?
Liveaboard case study, The Pearl – Tony and Jane Robinson believe in forward planning. They stated their narrowboat fund thirty years before buying their own boat. Now the two retired education workers moor in a marina for the winter then explore the waterways during the warmer months.
Narrowboat Storage Space – How much space is there to store your worldly goods on board a narrowboat? Here’s a video walk-through of my own boat James.
Roses and Castles Canal Art – What is it and why do boaters spend so much money decorating their boats with it?
Fitting secondary double glazing – Fitting the panels is a simple operation for those with the most basic DIY skills, something which I sadly haven’t developed. As you might expect then, the fitting didn’t go as well as it should.
Narrowboat videos – I launched the Living On A Narrowboat YouTube channel
Secondary double glazing for your boat – The pros and cons of double glazing on a boat and why secondary double glazing is a much better bet and a fraction of the cost.
Living on a narrowboat vidoes – My first hesitant steps into the world of video production for site content
Can you either live or holiday on a narrowboat if you have a disability? – Here’s what you need to know.
Winter fuel allowance – Do you qualify for one if you live on a boat?
Case Study – NB Progress. Kim Wainwright recorded her journey on the forum from nervous anticipation to current liveaboard boat owner. Here’s her story.
Narrowboat central heating – I don’t have any. All that is about to change. Here’s the system I’m going to install and why I’ve chosen it.
Narrowboat running costs – I compare my own running costs to those of a prominent YouTube video blogger and detail my exact costs for October 2013
Popular narrowboat terminology – Hundreds or words or phrases used to describe parts of boats and the waterways they cruise through.
The wind chill factor – How strong the wind is blowing and which direction it’s coming from can determine how difficult it is to heat your boat. Here’s what you need to know.
Case study – Another couple from down under living the dream on the inland waterways.
20th October 2013Condensation. It’s a common problem on boats. Here are a few suggestions how to keep your boat’s interior dry.
A new organisation for liveaboard boaters
On demand water heater problems – Discover a common fault with these water heaters and what you can do to resolve the problem.
Know your firewood – Not all timber burns well. Find out which is best and which to avoid.
Managing your boat’s water supply. You can use your water supply as and when you need it when you live in a house with all mod cons. You can pretty much do the same when you’re on a marina mooring with a water supply just a hose length away. It’s a different kettle of fish when you’re on an online mooring.
Liveaboard case study – A prime example of mooring without a water supply on tap.
The folly of using unseasoned wood as a fuel – Here’s essential information if you plan to use logs you find to heat your boat for free
Creating lasting memories of your cruises – Slightly off topic, but please bear with me. You’ll have some wonderful adventures as you travel throughout the network. They’ll be adventures worth remembering but will you remember them? I have a very poor memory but instant and total recall of all my cruises is just a click away.
A tragedy at Calcutt. Sudden Oak Dieback hits our 1,500 twenty year old oak trees
Forum private messaging – Now you can email other forum users from within the site
Managing your water supply
An American blogs about his travels
Solving engine room leaks – A simple solution to a dripping stern tube
All about the weed hatch – Removing debris from your propeller
8th September
A disaster – I inadvertently deleted this week’s newsletter and there wasn’t a backup on the server. What a shame. It was all about the damage you can do to your boat if you don’t watch what you’re doing in a lock. You would have loved it!
Effective fly killers for boats
The downside to living on a narrowboat
Liveaboard Case Study – American Richard Varnes has taken a year out from work to cruise the canal network and write about his adventure. Here’s his case study and a few stories from his journey so far.
CART Guide Approval – The waterways’ governing body is now promoting the information packages available from this site. Yippee!
Narrowboat Insurance – A summary of insurance quotes from the major narrowboat insurers
Liveaboard Case Study – Keith and Nicky downsized their property in Jersey, used the released capital to buy their 57? “go anywhere” narrowboat and now live on their boat full time while they continuously cruise the canal network. They’re ridiculously young to retire, and I’m very, very jealous
Downsizing from a 3 bed semi to a narrowboat – What do you do with a lifetime’s accumulated possessions?
A free download – Living On A Narrowboat: 101 Essential Narrowboat Articles
Narrowboat tips – Handy hints from experienced narrowboat owners
The cost of a continuous cruising lifestyle – How one liveaboard boater manages on a shoestring
The perfect narrowboat washing machine? – It’s low cost and doesn’t need plumbing in, but does it actually clean clothes?
The cost of a continuous cruising lifestyle – How much does living the life of a water gypsy really cost?
The cost of living on a narrowboat – An article in the Daily Mail… and why most boaters disagree with what they said.
Hire boat expectations – Fully understanding what facilities will be available to you is essential if you’re going to enjoy a narrowboat holiday. Here’s what not to do.
Fenland river cruising – Another boater’s maiden voyage to whet your appetite.
Anticipating winter weather – You may well be enjoying unusually warm winter weather but the winter will be with us all too soon. Now is the time that you need to plan for the cold weather ahead.
Keeping your stove glass clean – Maybe you think it’s an odd subject for the summer but you can’t trust the English weather. Late June and the stove was still on now and again. At least now I have a crystal clear view of the fire I shouldn’t need to light.
Traffic chaos caused by Braunston’s historic boat rally – On a day with high winds and a canal full of working boats returning home after the rally, I had the pleasure of taking some very nervous hirers out on the cut.
23rd June 2013 – The cost of a two week cruise. If you live on your own boat, what’s the real cost of taking it away for a two week break?
Case Study – Mary Anne swapped dry land home rental for floating home ownership. Now she loves life afloat and works from home.
Life as a continuous cruiser – The Holy Grail of narrowboat ownership. The ability to travel where and when you like. Peter Early tells all.
The Ashby canal cruise part two – We spent a bit more time on the Ashby before heading south again, joining the Coventry canal, this time following it into Coventry’s rather depressing and disappointing city centre, then retracing our steps back to Calcutt
Most popular narrowboat names – Here’s the definitive list of the top 200 most popular narrowboat names and a resource you can use to find out if any other boat has the same name as yours
Considerate boating – An article prompted after a near head on collision with another boat trying to avoid a fallen oak.
I was on holiday for the first two weeks of June. Sally and I cruised from Calcutt to Braunston, north along the north Oxford where we joined the Coventry canal briefly before taking a very sharp right turn onto the Ashby canal. Here’s a daily report of the first week of our holiday.
An encounter with two poorly prepared holiday boaters and my own impending two week cruise encouraged me to put together a pre cruise check list
Laptop hacking – An update on the problems I encountered after buying a brand new laptop which I suspect was tampered with before I bought it.
Diary of a new narrowboat owner – Frequent forum poster “Our Nige” finally moved on to his new floating home. Here’s his story
My comments about an encounter on the Oxford/GU section between Napton and Braunston sparked a debate about the pros and cons of wide beams on the cut.
Keeping dry – You don’t really need to limit your cruising to sunny summer days. There’s something very special about standing on the back deck in the pouring ran protected by a set of bomb proof waterproofs.
Do you really need a car? Living on a narrowboat is all about enjoying a simple and stress free life. Sally and I had a car each. Mine cost £2,000 to run in the previous 12 months so I decided to get rid of mine to see if I could manage without one.
An encounter with a wide beam boat and why they aren’t suitable for much of the canal network
An interview with the Trust’s head of boating. Sally Ash talks about the Trust’s approach to the thorny issue of residential moorings
Narrowboat fuel tanks – How much do they hold
Meet one of your legless canal side companions
The canal network’s largest floating hotel
Narrowboat blogs – My own first cruise, Our Nige takes his new home on its maiden voyage and a chance for you to have your very own blog section on this site.
The Trust target illegal moorers but just what does the Trust consider to an illegal mooring?
Identity theft – The ongoing saga of my hacked laptop
RCR engine servicing – River Canal Rescue (RCR) are well known as the waterways equivalent of the AA but did you know that they will also come to your mooring to service your boat?
The perils of exceeding your monthly broadband data allowance. Learn from my mistakes.
Narrowboat security – A spate of burglaries from boats and a break in at my former family home encouraged me to write this article
Case study – You need to committed to sell your home to fund the purchase of your narrowboat. That’s what Mick and Marlene have done.
Case study – Sarah lives on wide beam Antioch on the Leeds Liverpool canal. She can do man things with her hands. Here’s her story.
Be inspired – There are always reasons why you don’t make the move from bricks and mortar to steel and water. Here’s an anecdote which demonstrates once and for all that there really aren’t any worthwhile excuses.
Here’s an example of what happens when you really don’t understand how your narrowboat works.
Essential boating equipment – Here’s a low cost item which has paid for itself over and over again.
Whilton marina boat sales – Sometimes things aren’t what they appear to be. This alleged fact about the boat sales at Whilton has come to me from several different sources.
Where can you find residential moorings? Here’s a great place to start
Getting rid of unwelcome visitors – Geese used to regularly disturb a peaceful night’s sleep where I moor. Not any more. Here’s my solution
Know your narrowboat costs – Detailed costs for my own boat for February 2013
Half a dozen boaters now have access to their own blog section on the site. You can too. Here’s how.
James’ upgrade – Adding solar panels and replacing carpets with oak effect laminate flooring
Stove fuel test – What works best; coal, wood, briquettes or something else entirely – Here’s my own take on a Waterways World test
Essential stove maintenance – Here’s what you need to do to make sure that your stove always performs well.
Internet connectivity – I use the internet four or more hours every day. This is the setup I have on my boat to make sure that I’m always connected.
Detailed running costs for my own boat for January 2013
The real cost of going cheap. An in depth look at the cost of my 36 year old boat, and how much I spent (and still need to spend) before it will be a comfortable full time cruising boat.
Case Studies – I put together 21 of the best case studies and analysed and summarised the data in this low cost guide. If you want ton save yourself hundreds of hours of research and costly mistakes, you need to read this guide.
Case Study – Mike’s circumstances are similar to my own. He moved onto his boat after a failed marriage. He’s upgraded from a 27? GRP cruiser to a 50? narrowboat
Narrowboat electrics part 2 – The concluding article from Tim Davis
I asked newsletter subscribers to send me detailed breakdowns of their bricks and mortar expenses so I could compare them with the cost of running a narrowboat. Quite a few subscribers obliged. I added the breakdowns to my narrowboat costs guide and the budgeting application.
Understanding narrowboat electrics – Another excellent article from Tim Davis
Satellite television for narrowboats – Information from a system installer
Low cost narrowboat ownership – A low cost solution to the problem of funding your first narrowboat
Solar power – All you need to know about installing solar panels on your boat. Written by the inland waterways most popular solar system installer
Case Study – Mr. Solar Panel Tim Davis writes about life on board his own narrowboat
First tests and reviews of the budgeting application
The best aerial for a narrowboat television
The first release of the new spreadsheet based narrowboat budgeting application
An unscheduled dip in the marina prompted me to write about safety on the waterways
Living on a narrowboat – Through the eyes of a young lady who would clearly prefer to be somewhere else
I started to develop the narrowboat budgeting software. This newsletter detailed the concept and the progress to date
Practical flooring for narrowboat dogs
Case study – Mike and Mags use a double redundancy payment to pay for their new floating home
The best tip for a wannabe narrowboat owner – Advice from existing boat owners
I published my guide Living on a Narrowboat: The REAL Cost of a Life Afloat. When this newsletter was published it was only available as a Kindle edition. Now it’s available in both Kindle and PDF format and is bundled with Narrowbudget, the site’s bespoke narrowboat budgeting application.
VAT on narrowboat sales
Dealing with pests on a narrowboat – spiders and swans
Posh boats – My personal favourite: S.M. Hudson
Repeat prescriptions, diesel heating systems and solar panels
Survey – Do you want a forum on the site? (You already know the answer to that!)
How to clean your stove glass – One of the real pleasures of a living fire is watching the flames on a cold winter’s eve. Here’s what you need to do to ensure you can actually see the fire.
Smoking on board – An alternative to smelly smoke
DIY narrowboat painting – I’ve broken down the complete cost of painting your own boat and
Dealing with wind on the river – A guest article from liveaboard narrowboat owner Alan Cazaly
DIY narrowboat painting – I spent three weeks in April painting my boat. Here’s the first of my progress reports
Life on the river Cam – A guest article on the pleasures of river life by wide beam liveaboard Luther Phillips
Case Study – Freelance writer Anne and her South African farmer partner John reveal all
Case Study – Toni cruises constantly with ex husband Allan. They cruise together but they live apart… on separate boats
As a result of the article about the downside of living on a narrowboat published in the 18th March newsletter, I asked liveaboard narrowboat owners to complete a survey to give a balanced view of the issues raised by Pauline. Here are the survey results and a much more positive article by liveaboard narrowboat owner and frequent forum contributer Peter Early.
The downside of living on a narrowboat – This was a very controversial post. Liveaboard Pauline Roberts wrote about the less pleasant aspects of life afloat… and attracted a storm of comments
Case study: The Woodsman – Pauline Roberts again giving an insight into the life that you may think she doesn’t like.
Reviewed: The Liveaboard Guide by Tony Jones. A great guide to living afloat
eBay Narrowboat scam (and a little bit of flack for me from another forum)
Case Study: Author Toby Jones on his own liveaboard narrowboat
A review of Debdale Wharf marina
Two more case studies. One of them waxed lyrical about life on the waterways and enjoyed every minute of her life afloat. Now (April 2013) she’s selling up to follow another dream in Spain.
The first four narrowboat case studies published
I’ll start with myself; Paul Smith, living on my own, moored in a marina and working full time. Narrowboat James case study
Meet Peggy. She has a husband and two small children, works full time and cruises the network during the summer months. Narrowboat Violet Mae case study
Fancy spending your retirement cruising the waterways of England and Wales? Meet Barry and Sue Horne. They’re living the dream! Narrowboat Adagio Case Study
Here are another working couple. Lina and Warren cruise the cut with their two cats.Narrowboat Olive Rose case study.
Article – Living on a narrowboat in winter
1th January 2011 – 1st Newsletter
Dealing with the coldest winter on record
Digital reading – A detailed review of the Kindle, the perfect solution for book loving boat owners
There are dozens of helpful and interesting articles on the site, but have you found them all? I thought you might appreciate a list of the more popular articles that you can glance through and click on the ones that take your fancy. Here it is.
There’s a wealth of information on the site in general, but if you’re struggling to find the answer to a particular issue, the forum is the place to find it. I’ve listed some of the more popular posts below but if you can’t find what you’re looking for, ask your question on the forum. If you don’t know how to create a post, or if you can’t log in, please let me know. I’ll be more than happy to get you up and running.
Living on a Narrowboat: The REAL Cost of a Life Afloat – Narrowboat costs explained in detail. My own maintenance and living cost on narrowboat James for a full year. Use this information to work out your own costs.
CRT (Canal & River Trust) maintain the waterways. Here’s their site.
Find out what parts of the canal are closed and for how long. Essential cruising information for you.
Do you need to find a home for your boat? Here’s a comprehensive list of the narrowboat friendly marinas in the UK
Do you want to see where these marinas are on a map? Here it is.
Here’s a map of all the canals on the system to help you plan your route.
Newsletter Archive – Browse through a wealth of useful content in the newsletters over the last year.
Find out more about narrowboat central heating costs here.
I lay in bed unable to sleep. I don’t sleep well at the best of times these days but my insomnia on Monday night was understandable. A gale force wind howled across the marina pushing foot high waves in front of it wish crashed against the boat’s port side, rocking the cabin from side to side and rattling the wire coat hangers in the wardrobe at the foot of my bed. Hail peppered the windows like hand thrown gravel. Horizontal rain forced through the gaps in my ancient hopper windows covered the bedroom duvet in a soaking mist.
Tuesday wasn’t much better. I spent much of it dodging monsoon showers between spells of frantically hacking at the clay to bury the hundred metre shore line between my boat and the marina meters before I finished my full time work with Calcutt Boats on Wednesday afternoon.
The only boats moving on the cut were crewed by hirers trying to take advantage of their short time afloat. Every boat waiting for the bottom lock was pinned against the towpath by the wind. Every hire boat solved the problem by engaging full throttle and grinding the boat along the concrete bank before crashing their bow into the long suffering lock gates
On Wednesday the weather was calm. I was not. I still hadn’t managed to complete the landscaping around our new mooring. With the wharf staff tied up with last minute hire fleet preparation, I was regularly called to the wharf to fill visiting boats with diesel, fetch them bags of coal, propane cylinders or to pump them out.
My last job as full time employee for Calcutt Boats was to take a boat down through the locks to our engineering workshop on the south side of Locks marina. The task was a thoroughly enjoyable way to finish work before my semi retirement.
My fifty fifth birthday was on Thursday 2nd April, my first day as a lad of leisure. Sally invited two of her Filipina friends to join us on a birthday cruise. Myrna and Sheila arrived at midday in plenty of time for our 10am start.
The three girls posed for photo’s at the upstream paddles of the bottom lock as a bemused single boater in the lock with us waited patiently watched their antics. Once through the locks, Sally and her friends left me to my own devices at the back of the boat while they prepared a celebratory lunch.
I drifted slowly along in a world of my own hypnotised by the gentle beat of my ever faithful Mercedes engine and the rhythmic whoosh of warm water from my wet exhaust. This is a wonderful time of the year. The willows hang ever lower under the weight of a new season’s growth, blossom colours every corner, the soft golden light marks the change from winter to spring, and the mallards are shagging themselves senseless.
We moored at Fox’s Gate near Flecknoe, half way between Napton and Braunston Junctions. As a steady stream of slow moving boats cruised gently by I was serenaded by the three girls singing happy birthday in Tagalog as they presented me with a gooey chocolate cake on the towpath.
We sat at a table groaning under the weight of enough food to feed an army including one of my favourite dishes, eight inch long Thai shrimps swimming in a spicy coconut milk sauce.
This stretch of the canal is often busy courtesy of the 2,000 marina moorings within a ten mile radius and half a dozen busy hire boat companies but Thursday’s traffic was light compared to the four days I was out over the bank holiday weekend.
We passed hundreds of boats each day. Half of them were hire boats, often with novice crews trying to get to grips with steering an unwieldy flat bottomed boat after than no more than twenty minute’s tuition. Every day was an adventure with at least one memorable event to test the developing skills of the people on the boat with me.
We had an approaching private boat stop under a bridge in the centre of Braunston then wave us forward insisting that we pass them at the narrowest point on the canal. As we passed the owner told me that he had just had the boat painted so didn’t want to get it scratched so why he stopped at the only point which absolutely guaranteed the boats would touch was beyond me.
Then we had the pleasure of pulling grounded boats off the shallow offside bank. The most memorable was the Braunston day boat. The crew, in a Stella Artois induced haze, had managed to wedge their little boat firmly on the mud. A kindly private boat owner pulled them off then grounded his boat instead. He shouted over to the boat he had just rescued.
“Can you just tie my bow rope to your stern dolly and pull me off?”
The helmsman on the day boat looked at his watch and shook his head. “Sorry mate, we haven’t go the time. We’re going to be late back to Braunston as it is!”
The day boat crew hadn’t quite embraced the boating community spirit.
The four day weekend was wonderful for helmsmanship training, particularly for frequent demonstrations of the need to expect the unexpected; two hire boats moored on tight bends on the offside so that the crew could access an expansive and flat farmer’s field to use for a ten a side football match and post game smokey barbecue, untied boats blocking the entire width of the canal, hire boat crews – and some private boats – steaming around bends too fast and on the wrong side of the canal and boats snaking in front of use bouncing from bank to bank. I loved every minute of it.
Yesterday was completely different. The canals were quiet with towpath moorings mostly devoid of holiday boaters. On a beautiful and warm spring day we had the water to ourselves. We stopped for an hour for lunch where we used our towpath camp chairs and table for the first time this year. Chris and Paul, my guests for the day, enjoyed the quiet relaxation so much I had trouble getting them back on the boat for the afternoon session. It was a dangerous day to explore the possibility of living afloat. The sun shone continuously and a gentle breeze ruffled the water enough to cool us. As the day progressed the conversation was less about the viability of living afloat and more about the logistics of buying a boat. There are now two more people bitten by the waterways bug.
My guests for today cancelled because of family illness. I know I offered newsletter subscribers the opportunity to fill the date but, to be honest, I’m thankful that no one did. Five consecutive ten hour training days plus my own birthday cruise has worn me out. I’m going to finish writing this newsletter, enjoy a leisurely lunch sitting at the picnic bench next to the boat and then spend the afternoon reading and watching the world go by.
The idea of living afloat may appeal to you despite not having enough money to buy your own boat. Maybe you’ve considered long term narrowboat rental as a possible solution. You will often see private owners offering their own boats for hire, but renting these craft can often be problematic as the boats don’t comply with the stricter Boat Safety Scheme regulations for hire craft.
There are very few companies offering narrowboats for long term hire. There’s one less since Sheffield Narrowboats ceased trading last year. I’ve written about long term narrowboat hire in this post and added some information about a company which has three of their hire fleet available for rent over the winter months. While renting a narrowboat for a few months over the winter won’t allow you to live afloat full time, it’s a great way to experience the lifestyle during the less pleasant time of the year.
As you know, Sally and I are about to embrace the joy and freedom of semi retirement. We’re both keen walkers. I’m possibly keener than Sally given that I’ve just given up a strenuous forty five hour working week which has kept me superbly fit over the last five years. I’ll either have to find alternative exercise or give up eating if I want to maintain the thirty one inch waist I’ve been proud to own for the last thirty five years. I don’t want to miss out on the food I enjoy so much so we’re going to do as much vigorous walking as possible.
I’ve been researching decent walks accessible from the towpath, but I can’t find any decent guides. There are one or two which wax lyrical about the joys of walking along the canal and river banks but nothing that I can find which links the canals with the many superb walks around and over the hills, mountains, forests, lakes, meadows and heath easily accessible from canal or riverside moorings.
There appears to be a gap in the market. Most boat owners are nature lovers and many are dog owners and enthusiastic walkers. I’m wondering whether there is enough demand for a series of guides to complement either the Pearson or Nicholson guides; one guide to help you find your way when you are cruising and one to do the same when you’re moored.
What do you think? I’ve created a simple survey to assess the demand. Please help me by spending a couple of minutes telling me what you think. The survey is here.
Continuous cruising and its interpretation by live aboard boaters is an often discussed topic. If you are considering living afloat, it’s a subject you need to understand if you want to avoid unwelcome attention from the Canal & River Trust. Continuous Cruiser and frequent site contributor, Peter Earley, has sent me the following article to help demystify the subject for those new to boating.
Over to Pete…
“Continuous Cruising?
Officially we are called Boaters with no Home Mooring. You can identify us by the code BW-065-007 on our licence. But we come in all types and sizes. Jeannette and I are of that class of retirees, living the dream and cruising many miles each year. There are the Bridge Hoppers who, as the name implies, move regularly but ensure they always moor near a bridge with car access. Amongst these are the Weekenders. They generally don’t live on board during the week but save the cost of a marina mooring by moving the boat every fortnight. Many CCers take a mooring for the worst of the winter months, either with CRT or in a marina. Many a marina moorer cruises continuously for seven or more months a year, returning home occasionally to do the washing, etc. And then there is the Continuous Moorer. This is the most contentious group, the ones who move as little as they can get away with.
A word of warning though. There are another group of boaters referred to by some as the Shiny Boat Brigade. (I should state that our boat is shiny because Jeannette regularly polishes it so it just shows you can’t really categorise people) This group keep their boats in marinas and bring them out on sunny weekends and for their annual fortnight’s summer holiday. They usually moan about how we, the CCers, are getting away with it. They seem to feel that as they are paying around £2,000 for their mooring then so we should be paying more. They forget that the marina owner and the Government get more of that two grand than CRT do. So, during the summer months be cautious of how you answer that innocent question, ‘Where do you moor then?
Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics.
I wrote an article for the Residential Boat Owners Association several years ago about the delights of continuously cruising. The British Waterways accounts from that time gave a figure of 2175 in 2007. Searching for the current figures I came across Canal Junction who stated that this figure was just for London alone and this had now increased to 2964. Narrowboatworld gives a different figure of 3200 for 2007 and 5400 now, but this is the total of all CCers. A survey taken by CRT last year estimated 1100 boats in London but a similar survey by the National Bargee Travellers Association reckoned 800.
Whatever figure you believe, the number of boaters claiming to be continuously cruising has more than doubled since Jeannette and I started 8 years ago. Most of you will be well aware that CRT are getting heavy with those who play lip service to the Guidance for Boaters without a Home Mooring published by the Canal & River Trust. A document that they agree to when applying for their licence. The ones being targeted by the trust are the 16% that move less than 3 miles in a year. Before you say ‘that’s easy, we do way more than that’, the next group in their sights are the 66% who travel less than 12 miles.
If you only took out your licence within the past year you should be well aware of this. You may be one of those who’ve received a text from the trust warning them that your range of movement is not enough to satisfy them. If so, don’t ignore them, even if some of the boating organisation say they can’t enforce this. Move first and argue later.
CCing and the law.
The right to continuously cruise is enshrined in the British Waterways Act (1995) which states that boaters without a home mooring can stay in one place for up to 14 days before they must move. The act also states that CCers must be engaged in bona fide navigation. Therein lies the problem. My dictionary defines bona fide as sincere or true which is how BW and now CRT interpret it. Recent court cases however have made comments that the Mersey Ferry or a coal boat is engaged in bona fide navigation even though it is cruising only between two fixed points. However, one of these judgements went onto confirm that boaters still had to move every 14 days of sufficient distance to be considered a different place.
So because there will be no legal definition of these words unless someone with bottomless pockets tests it in the High Court we a have to choose between the advice that CRT have had from their lawyers and that NBTA and NABO have received from theirs. What is true is that these organisations cherry pick the bits that are to their advantage.
Why are we in this situation?
Well, partly from the poor drafting of the act and partly from poor enforcement in the past. It is no secret that the advice given out by enforcement officers in the past was inconsistent, with some boaters being led to believe that they could remain in a fairly small area provided they moved a bit every fortnight. Hence the stories, probably apocryphal, that some boaters only moved one boat length at a time.
The result of this poor advice and enforcement is that many CCers have children at local schools or need to live near their workplace despite the advice in the guidance that this is not a good reason to stay in one place.
The current situation would perhaps not be so bad were not for the small number of liveaboards who don’t move, spread out all their belongings on the canalside, burn smoky coal or green wood, run generators far into the night and generally are not good neighbours. So it is no surprise that householders bordering the canal get a bit upset.
What happens now?
Over the past few years there have been a number of initiatives to try and reduce the problem.
There was the suggested Roving Mooring Permit whereby a boater would pay a fee to effectively break the rules. However the idea was dropped after legal advice. Although the Winter Mooring Permit would seem to also allow you to break the same rules.
The Lee and Stort plan was for CCers on that stretch of waterway, a whole 40 miles, to cruise the full length over the course of a year. This too was dropped due to opposition.
The Kennet and Avon Plan was introduced last year whereby the section of canal from Caen Hill bottom lock to Bath top lock, a total of 16 miles, was split up into 14 different neighbourhoods and boaters were expected to be logged in each of these over the course of a year. This trial is due to end on 30 April so we will all be interested to see if the planned outcome has been achieved.
And then last year, a document was leaked from the trust containing maps of the whole canal network split up into neighbourhoods or places showing boaters how far they were expected to move after their 14 days had expired. Again, there was considerable opposition, not least because some of the boundaries were quite arbitrary, and the document was withdrawn.
The latest advice from the trust regarding distance is:
We recognise that boaters want clarity over this. However the BW Act 1995 does not stipulate a minimum distance. It does set out the requirement to use the boat bona fide for navigation, and the Trust’s Guidance is our interpretation of this requirement.
Whilst this means that we cannot set a universal minimum distance for compliance, we can advise that it is very unlikely that someone would be able to satisfy us that they have been genuinely cruising if their range of movement is less than 15-20 miles over the period of their licence. In most cases we would expect it to be greater than this.
It is worth remembering that the trust will always have the upper hand in this. They can afford to take you to court if necessary but can you afford to defend yourself. Is a cruising range of 20 miles really too onerous?
Next week we’ll look at that letter all CCers should have received and how we can continue our lifestyle without interruption.
The views I’ve expressed above are mine, not Paul’s or Living on a Narrowboat and may not even be a true representation of CRTs or other organisations mentioned. If you feel differently feel free to debate them on the forum.”
Thank you Pete for a very interesting and informative article.
I sent a copy of Pete’s article to the Canal & River Trust’s Head Of Enforecemnt, Denise Yelland, and asked her if she would like to make any comments. Her reply complete with some useful links is below…
“Thank you for your email. I am passing your email on to Fran Read in our press office, who will hopefully be able to comment on the article as requested.
However, in the meantime I thought I would point you in the direction of our new enforcement webpages at www.canalrivertrust.org.uk/
Here’s the reply I received from press officer Fran Read…
Hi Paul,
To be honest, Peter’s article covers all the salient points, including the recent statement we put out on distance! I’ve drafted a quote in any case. J
Thanks,
Fran
“The right of boats to continuously cruise for boaters who don’t want to be tied down by a mooring when they want to explore the nation’s waterways is supported by the Trust. This pioneering spirit was enshrined in the British Waterways Act 1995, and boaters who embrace this way of life, travelling through towns, cities and villages, bring colour and vibrancy to our canals and rivers. We welcome all sorts of boats – shiny and scruffy alike!
“Everything we do to manage the canals and rivers for navigation is determined by the Act. As the charity that cares for the waterways, we need a way to make the requirements of the Act work in practice, and our Guidance sets out our understanding of the law. We take the phrase ‘bona fide for navigation’ to mean that a boat has to be genuinely cruising, not shuffling between a few nearby locations to try and get round the rules. While we’ve advised that boaters whose cruising range is less than 15-20 miles will be unlikely to satisfy us, we’d urge boaters not to think in terms of minimum distances. Boating should be a pleasure, not a chore. Wouldn’t it be better to cruise in the spirit of the Act, exploring new places and simply boating for the joy of it?
“We’ve seen more people are moving on to boats and expecting to be able to settle in popular areas, like London, where moorings can be expensive and hard to find. Canals and boats aren’t a cheap housing alternative. While continuous cruising can be a fantastic lifestyle for those who love boating, if a boater is tied to an area for work or school, it is likely to be hard to manage. If a boater has concerns about their cruising pattern, they should talk to us as soon as possible, so we can work out together what would be right for them.”
I think that, if you want to ensure that you enjoy a stress free life afloat without having to worry if you are complying with the Trust’s mooring guideline, the solution is pretty clear. If you need to stay in one geographical spot for work, educational or medical purposes, you need to secure a residential mooring. If you have no ties, you can declare that you have no home mooring and enjoy the freedom of continuously cruising the canal and river network of England and Wales.
Follow this link to go to the forum and ask a question or add a comment about the subject.
Please note that there will not be a newsletter on Sunday 12th April. Normal services will resume on 19th April when I’ll be back on track.
If you’re new to this site you might not know about the service I launched in June 2014. I host narrowboat experience days on board my own 62′ long narrowboat James No 194. The ten hour days are a combination of discussion about the pros and cons of living on board, narrowboat designs and the best equipment for live aboard boaters, and a six to eight hour helmsmanship training cruise along the Oxford and/or Grand Union Canals.
I’ll be running the discovery days approximately on the first ten days of April, June, August, October and December this year. As spring approaches more and more site users are booking the relatively few discovery days still available. April is now fully booked apart for one date for a single person on Saturday 1th April. There’s also a vacant slot for a couple of an exclusive single on 9th April because of a rescheduled date. In June just Wednesday 10th is available. August onwards is still relatively free. If you are interested in joining me for a fun and information packed discovery day please check the diary before it’s too late.
In the meantime, meet September 2013 discovery day attendee Tony Binns.
“My plans for 2015 were to buy a 50′ boat by Easter and spend about 50% or more of my time slowly cruising the K&A whilst still working and preparing to retire mid year. However…..as the Scottish bard apparently said, “the best laid plans gang aft agley”. Translation:-frequently go wrong!). In my case it was a major fall by ancient mother which meant that I put everything on hold so I could look after her.
So, to take a positive from the delay I am/was able to take a step back and prepare better for the event.
A major part of the revised plan was to take advantage of the Discovery Day. I found Paul’s website last year and registered on it and have found it a delightful source of genuine, pragmatic and readable advice and also real stories from people living and using British waterways.
I found the preparation from Paul was excellent. He asks for your aims and objectives (and keeps a copy in case you forget!). The directions are excellent (in my case, my excuse is that I was driving so missed the last turn and was still a bit jet lagged!)
The day was brilliant. It exceeded my expectations and fulfilled my objectives. I did intend to write down as much of the information as I could but in the end just concentrated on enjoying the day and absorbing everything naturally.
I was amazed that Paul just handed over the steering of his lovely 60′ 16 ton home to me with his wife and two dogs asleep inside and then just started his instructions. That certainly concentrated my mind to not crash, sink or damage his floating home!
With regard to the way the instruction etc was delivered, well I have quite strong opinions on this having, many years ago, was professionally involved with delivering IT training. Paul’s technique of being totally hands off and just telling you what to do with you in control means that you concentrate and really get to grips with what is happening. If anything looks like it could be a problem that Paul is there to advise or dive in and take control if needed.
I would unreservedly recommend this day.”
You can find out more about my discovery days and availability here. Don’t forget that there’s just one date for a single person remaining for April now so if you want to spend a spring day out with me you need to book quickly.
Each time I write a newsletter, I tick another subject off the list of things which those new to boating have told me that they want to read about. The hardest part of the process isn’t the writing itself, it’s constantly thinking of new content for each issue. The trouble is, I don’t know what you want to read. I think I keep the newsletters reasonably interesting but I don’t know for sure. That’s where I need your help.
Can you let me know what you would like to read in the future? Are there any areas of narrowboat life you don’t think I’ve covered enough or areas which I’ve missed completely? Please let me know what you want to read about. Thanks for your help.
I created the site just over four years ago to provide a source of information for anyone interested in narrowboats and the possibility of living on one full time. The site has grown to encompass a comprehensive listing of inland marinas in England and Wales, dozens of articles, a forum and regular newsletters. I’ve already created (below) indexes of the site articles and the more popular forum posts. I thought it was about time I created an easy to use index of the newsletter content. Here’s the index so far.
You need a licence to cruise the waterways of England and Wales but with a number of different licences and options which do you choose? This post tells you what you need to know.
Three years since we last painted our hull so this week we had the dubious pleasure of taking the boat out of the water to do it again.
Five live aboard case studies – I added four new case studies to the site and updated my own which I had written three years previously
Water pumps and security – Bits and bobs from a life afloat
Narrowboat ownership on a shoestring – How to cut your boat ownership costs
Buying a narrowboat Part 2 – More great advice on choosing and buying your first boat
Buying a narrowboat Part 1 – Some great advice on choosing and buying your first boat
Routine engine servicing – The basic stuff every narrowboat owner should know
Running a boating business – How to earn a living on the cut.
A detailed breakdown of my own narrowboat running costs for December 2014
An unexpected cruise – A surprise cruise to Braunston, secondary double glazing panel fitting, and why dogs and laminate flooring don’t go well together
Battery Banks – The pros and cons of lead acid and AGM batteries
More winter cruising – The tail end of my Christmas break afloat
Winter cruising – A narrowboat isn’t just for the summer months. Winter cruising is a joy. Here’s my account of a week on the cut over the Christmas break
Cooking on the cut – Here are some gourmet festive recipes suitable for a narrowboat’s small galley
A Cautionary Tale – Canals and narrowboats offer all the ingredients for some pretty nasty accidents. Here’s one which could have been much worse.
Shared ownership – If you can’t afford a whole boat, why not buy part of one? Here’s how you can enjoy narrowboat ownership but at a fraction of the normal cost.
Here’s a live aboard narrowboat fully equipped for long term cruising. It’s my own boat James No 194. There’s a five minute video tour of the boat and a summary of the pros and cons of the boat’s design and equipment.
London cruising – Every week I receive emails from potential boat owners who want to live on board in London or who want to visit the capital as part of a holiday cruise. This advice from a very experienced boater will be of great interest to you if you’re one of them.
Narrowboat fuel consumption – How many miles to the gallon can you get out of your floating home?
How to spot bogus narrowboat adverts – Beware narrowboats for sale at bargain basement prices. Here’s a cautionary tale to make you think twice about reaching for your wallet.
Narrowboat CO2 emissions – Is living on a boat a green alternative to a home on dry land? You’ll have to read this newsletter to find out.
Finding reliable tradesmen on the cut – They are out there but it’s not always easy to sort the wheat from the chaff. Here’s a new service on the site which is going to make the job much easier for you.
Anti social behaviour on the cut – How common are the unpleasant incidents you sometimes hear about on the canal network and who are the worst offenders? You’ll probably be surprised.
The pros and cons of buying an ex hire boat to live on – How suitable are ex hire boats for living on board full time?
I ran short of time during this week and couldn’t think of much to write about anyway, so I just detailed an idyllic week we spent away from the marina, pottering about for a few days in Braunston and then finishing off the week on the south Oxford canal down as far as Fenny Compton. Six months before the start of our continuous cruising lifestyle, it was just what we needed to whet our appetites.
Emergency food on board – Some of the most pleasant places to moor are a long way from the nearest supermarket. Here are some suggestions to ensure that you’re never short of a tasty meal on your idyllic canal-side retreat.
Cruising in adverse weather conditions part two – A continuation of the previous week’s newsletter.
Cruising in adverse weather conditions – Steering a narrowboat over the glassy surface of a placid canal on windless day in the middle of summer is child’s play. Here’s what you need to do on a “normal” day’s cruise.
Following your dream – Is your goal to some day spend a life of leisure out on the canal network? This article might encourage you to make a move sooner rather than later.
Route finding for narrowboat owners – Here are the popular paper and digital route finders to help make navigating the network child’s play
Long term narrowboat hire – Is hiring a boat long term a realistic alternative to buying one?
living on board in the winter, the cost of living afloat generally and where you can moor your floating home are all subjects which are misunderstood by many aspiring narrowboat owners. Here’s what you need to know.
Narrowboat heating, electrics and engine specifications – How is the perfect live aboard narrowboat configured? Here are a few suggestions
Essential boating equipment – Here’s the stuff every boater should carry on board
The pros and cons of a wide beam boat – More and more wannabe boaters are considering more spacious wide beams rather than narrowboat. There is clearly more living space on board but how practical are wide beam boats on the inland waterways?
The dreaded weed hatch – Sooner or later your engine will start to overheat, you’ll lose propulsion and you’ll know that you need to dive down your weed hatch to free an obstacle or two from the propeller. Here’s how to do it properly and a list of the tools you’ll need.
Digital aids for narrowboat owners – Digital applications and maps for inland waterways boaters
Practical experience for lone boaters. Here’s an account of a day’s cruise with a nervous single boater. He wanted enough confidence to deal with locks on his own. I spent the day with him, designed a route to include twenty six locks and spent ten hours helping him hone his locking skills.
Extending your boat’s storage space – The pros and cons of fitting covers to your front and rear decks
Naming your boat – The legal requirements when naming, renaming and displaying your boat plus the inland waterways’ two hundred most popular boat names
Speeding boats – Are rocking stationary boats the fault of speeding passing boats or the fault of boat owners who can’t moor securely?
Boat Handling – lock and paddle gear types.
Boat handling – Swing and lift bridges
Single handed boating – Negotiating locks.
Single handed boating – Choosing the right type of boat for single handed cruising and equipment to make your solo journeys safer and more enjoyable.
How to avoid common narrowboat accidents. They happen far more often than you might think. Here’s what you need to keep yourself out of harm’s way.
If you want to live on your boat and don’t want to, or can’t, cruise full time, you must have a residential mooring. Here’s how to find one.
What makes a perfect live aboard narrowboat. Two experienced boaters discuss layout, size and essential equipment
A cautionary tale if you are considering buying a wide beam boat to live on.
A further update to the site content index.
The A -Z of everything narrowboat – With over 5,500 posts and pages on the site now, quickly finding exactly what you want can sometimes be a problem. For this newsletter I started creating and A-Z index of all the site content.
How do you continue to earn money to support your boating lifestyle as you cruise the network?
Sharing your narrowboat space – The practicalities of sharing living accommodation the same size as a large shed.
Paying for a narrowboat – What practical steps can you take to ensure you’ve established legal ownership and how do you deal with the transfer of monies between buyer and seller?
Narrowboat Knots – At my first lock on my first cruise I watched my boat drift into the centre of the canal along with my twelve year old son. If you want to avoid the same embarrassment and potential damage to both your boat and your self esteem, you need to know how to tie your boat securely in a number of different situations.
Toilets is a subject often discussed by narrowboat owners but they usually talk about either pump out or cassette toilets. There is a third type though and it’s one which is both environmentally friendly and cheap to run. Here’s all you need to know about composting toilets.
Boat owners who live on board are considered to have a pretty simple and basic life by many living in bricks and mortar homes. Compared with the lifestyle of the farmers I’ve been staying with in the Philippines though, my UK life seems overly materialistic and expensive. Cou
Here’s an account of my very first winter on board and that of one of the site’s subscribers, Nigel Buttery. They’re very different experiences. My first winter was the coldest on record. Nigel’s is one of the mildest winters we’ve had for a long time.
I’ve also included to links to my Philippines blog. I spent the whole of February living in a rural farming community on the island of Negros.
Have you ever wondered how a narowboat is built. Here are the first two parts of a very detailed account of the building of a Sea Otter aluminium narrowboat. You’ll be particularly interested in Sea Otters if you don’t fancy the constant battle with rust that you have with traditional steel narrowboats.
Condensation is something all boat owners have to deal with. Here’s an explanation of why it occurs and what to do about it. I also tested a remote boat monitoring application in this issue.
Cold floors, cold air above the floors and cold hull sides. It’s a combination which can cause your bottom half quite a bit of discomfort. Here’s what I do to deal with the problem.
Weil’s disease – It’s an often talked about and often feared aspect of living, working or playing close to inland waterways but just how dangerous is it and what can you do to keep yourself safe?
If you’re on a budget maybe a self fit our sailaway is the way to go for you. Here’s the story of a wide beam self fit out to give you inspiration (or put you off completely)
Planning for the year ahead – Written plans and goals have always been important to me. They help me see into the future. Here’s what we’ve planned for our lovely floating home in 2014.
The practicality of hosting Christmas afloat – How do you achieve a floating festive event (and do you really want to)?
Liveaboard case study, The Pearl – Tony and Jane Robinson believe in forward planning. They stated their narrowboat fund thirty years before buying their own boat. Now the two retired education workers moor in a marina for the winter then explore the waterways during the warmer months.
Narrowboat Storage Space – How much space is there to store your worldly goods on board a narrowboat? Here’s a video walk-through of my own boat James.
Roses and Castles Canal Art – What is it and why do boaters spend so much money decorating their boats with it?
Fitting secondary double glazing – Fitting the panels is a simple operation for those with the most basic DIY skills, something which I sadly haven’t developed. As you might expect then, the fitting didn’t go as well as it should.
Narrowboat videos – I launched the Living On A Narrowboat YouTube channel
Secondary double glazing for your boat – The pros and cons of double glazing on a boat and why secondary double glazing is a much better bet and a fraction of the cost.
Living on a narrowboat vidoes – My first hesitant steps into the world of video production for site content
Can you either live or holiday on a narrowboat if you have a disability? – Here’s what you need to know.
Winter fuel allowance – Do you qualify for one if you live on a boat?
Case Study – NB Progress. Kim Wainwright recorded her journey on the forum from nervous anticipation to current liveaboard boat owner. Here’s her story.
Narrowboat central heating – I don’t have any. All that is about to change. Here’s the system I’m going to install and why I’ve chosen it.
Narrowboat running costs – I compare my own running costs to those of a prominent YouTube video blogger and detail my exact costs for October 2013
Popular narrowboat terminology – Hundreds or words or phrases used to describe parts of boats and the waterways they cruise through.
The wind chill factor – How strong the wind is blowing and which direction it’s coming from can determine how difficult it is to heat your boat. Here’s what you need to know.
Case study – Another couple from down under living the dream on the inland waterways.
20th October 2013Condensation. It’s a common problem on boats. Here are a few suggestions how to keep your boat’s interior dry.
A new organisation for liveaboard boaters
On demand water heater problems – Discover a common fault with these water heaters and what you can do to resolve the problem.
Know your firewood – Not all timber burns well. Find out which is best and which to avoid.
Managing your boat’s water supply. You can use your water supply as and when you need it when you live in a house with all mod cons. You can pretty much do the same when you’re on a marina mooring with a water supply just a hose length away. It’s a different kettle of fish when you’re on an online mooring.
Liveaboard case study – A prime example of mooring without a water supply on tap.
The folly of using unseasoned wood as a fuel – Here’s essential information if you plan to use logs you find to heat your boat for free
Creating lasting memories of your cruises – Slightly off topic, but please bear with me. You’ll have some wonderful adventures as you travel throughout the network. They’ll be adventures worth remembering but will you remember them? I have a very poor memory but instant and total recall of all my cruises is just a click away.
A tragedy at Calcutt. Sudden Oak Dieback hits our 1,500 twenty year old oak trees
Forum private messaging – Now you can email other forum users from within the site
Managing your water supply
An American blogs about his travels
Solving engine room leaks – A simple solution to a dripping stern tube
All about the weed hatch – Removing debris from your propeller
8th September
A disaster – I inadvertently deleted this week’s newsletter and there wasn’t a backup on the server. What a shame. It was all about the damage you can do to your boat if you don’t watch what you’re doing in a lock. You would have loved it!
Effective fly killers for boats
The downside to living on a narrowboat
Liveaboard Case Study – American Richard Varnes has taken a year out from work to cruise the canal network and write about his adventure. Here’s his case study and a few stories from his journey so far.
CART Guide Approval – The waterways’ governing body is now promoting the information packages available from this site. Yippee!
Narrowboat Insurance – A summary of insurance quotes from the major narrowboat insurers
Liveaboard Case Study – Keith and Nicky downsized their property in Jersey, used the released capital to buy their 57? “go anywhere” narrowboat and now live on their boat full time while they continuously cruise the canal network. They’re ridiculously young to retire, and I’m very, very jealous
Downsizing from a 3 bed semi to a narrowboat – What do you do with a lifetime’s accumulated possessions?
A free download – Living On A Narrowboat: 101 Essential Narrowboat Articles
Narrowboat tips – Handy hints from experienced narrowboat owners
The cost of a continuous cruising lifestyle – How one liveaboard boater manages on a shoestring
The perfect narrowboat washing machine? – It’s low cost and doesn’t need plumbing in, but does it actually clean clothes?
The cost of a continuous cruising lifestyle – How much does living the life of a water gypsy really cost?
The cost of living on a narrowboat – An article in the Daily Mail… and why most boaters disagree with what they said.
Hire boat expectations – Fully understanding what facilities will be available to you is essential if you’re going to enjoy a narrowboat holiday. Here’s what not to do.
Fenland river cruising – Another boater’s maiden voyage to whet your appetite.
Anticipating winter weather – You may well be enjoying unusually warm winter weather but the winter will be with us all too soon. Now is the time that you need to plan for the cold weather ahead.
Keeping your stove glass clean – Maybe you think it’s an odd subject for the summer but you can’t trust the English weather. Late June and the stove was still on now and again. At least now I have a crystal clear view of the fire I shouldn’t need to light.
Traffic chaos caused by Braunston’s historic boat rally – On a day with high winds and a canal full of working boats returning home after the rally, I had the pleasure of taking some very nervous hirers out on the cut.
23rd June 2013 – The cost of a two week cruise. If you live on your own boat, what’s the real cost of taking it away for a two week break?
Case Study – Mary Anne swapped dry land home rental for floating home ownership. Now she loves life afloat and works from home.
Life as a continuous cruiser – The Holy Grail of narrowboat ownership. The ability to travel where and when you like. Peter Early tells all.
The Ashby canal cruise part two – We spent a bit more time on the Ashby before heading south again, joining the Coventry canal, this time following it into Coventry’s rather depressing and disappointing city centre, then retracing our steps back to Calcutt
Most popular narrowboat names – Here’s the definitive list of the top 200 most popular narrowboat names and a resource you can use to find out if any other boat has the same name as yours
Considerate boating – An article prompted after a near head on collision with another boat trying to avoid a fallen oak.
I was on holiday for the first two weeks of June. Sally and I cruised from Calcutt to Braunston, north along the north Oxford where we joined the Coventry canal briefly before taking a very sharp right turn onto the Ashby canal. Here’s a daily report of the first week of our holiday.
An encounter with two poorly prepared holiday boaters and my own impending two week cruise encouraged me to put together a pre cruise check list
Laptop hacking – An update on the problems I encountered after buying a brand new laptop which I suspect was tampered with before I bought it.
Diary of a new narrowboat owner – Frequent forum poster “Our Nige” finally moved on to his new floating home. Here’s his story
My comments about an encounter on the Oxford/GU section between Napton and Braunston sparked a debate about the pros and cons of wide beams on the cut.
Keeping dry – You don’t really need to limit your cruising to sunny summer days. There’s something very special about standing on the back deck in the pouring ran protected by a set of bomb proof waterproofs.
Do you really need a car? Living on a narrowboat is all about enjoying a simple and stress free life. Sally and I had a car each. Mine cost £2,000 to run in the previous 12 months so I decided to get rid of mine to see if I could manage without one.
An encounter with a wide beam boat and why they aren’t suitable for much of the canal network
An interview with the Trust’s head of boating. Sally Ash talks about the Trust’s approach to the thorny issue of residential moorings
Narrowboat fuel tanks – How much do they hold
Meet one of your legless canal side companions
The canal network’s largest floating hotel
Narrowboat blogs – My own first cruise, Our Nige takes his new home on its maiden voyage and a chance for you to have your very own blog section on this site.
The Trust target illegal moorers but just what does the Trust consider to an illegal mooring?
Identity theft – The ongoing saga of my hacked laptop
RCR engine servicing – River Canal Rescue (RCR) are well known as the waterways equivalent of the AA but did you know that they will also come to your mooring to service your boat?
The perils of exceeding your monthly broadband data allowance. Learn from my mistakes.
Narrowboat security – A spate of burglaries from boats and a break in at my former family home encouraged me to write this article
Case study – You need to committed to sell your home to fund the purchase of your narrowboat. That’s what Mick and Marlene have done.
Case study – Sarah lives on wide beam Antioch on the Leeds Liverpool canal. She can do man things with her hands. Here’s her story.
Be inspired – There are always reasons why you don’t make the move from bricks and mortar to steel and water. Here’s an anecdote which demonstrates once and for all that there really aren’t any worthwhile excuses.
Here’s an example of what happens when you really don’t understand how your narrowboat works.
Essential boating equipment – Here’s a low cost item which has paid for itself over and over again.
Whilton marina boat sales – Sometimes things aren’t what they appear to be. This alleged fact about the boat sales at Whilton has come to me from several different sources.
Where can you find residential moorings? Here’s a great place to start
Getting rid of unwelcome visitors – Geese used to regularly disturb a peaceful night’s sleep where I moor. Not any more. Here’s my solution
Know your narrowboat costs – Detailed costs for my own boat for February 2013
Half a dozen boaters now have access to their own blog section on the site. You can too. Here’s how.
James’ upgrade – Adding solar panels and replacing carpets with oak effect laminate flooring
Stove fuel test – What works best; coal, wood, briquettes or something else entirely – Here’s my own take on a Waterways World test
Essential stove maintenance – Here’s what you need to do to make sure that your stove always performs well.
Internet connectivity – I use the internet four or more hours every day. This is the setup I have on my boat to make sure that I’m always connected.
Detailed running costs for my own boat for January 2013
The real cost of going cheap. An in depth look at the cost of my 36 year old boat, and how much I spent (and still need to spend) before it will be a comfortable full time cruising boat.
Case Studies – I put together 21 of the best case studies and analysed and summarised the data in this low cost guide. If you want ton save yourself hundreds of hours of research and costly mistakes, you need to read this guide.
Case Study – Mike’s circumstances are similar to my own. He moved onto his boat after a failed marriage. He’s upgraded from a 27? GRP cruiser to a 50? narrowboat
Narrowboat electrics part 2 – The concluding article from Tim Davis
I asked newsletter subscribers to send me detailed breakdowns of their bricks and mortar expenses so I could compare them with the cost of running a narrowboat. Quite a few subscribers obliged. I added the breakdowns to my narrowboat costs guide and the budgeting application.
Understanding narrowboat electrics – Another excellent article from Tim Davis
Satellite television for narrowboats – Information from a system installer
Low cost narrowboat ownership – A low cost solution to the problem of funding your first narrowboat
Solar power – All you need to know about installing solar panels on your boat. Written by the inland waterways most popular solar system installer
Case Study – Mr. Solar Panel Tim Davis writes about life on board his own narrowboat
First tests and reviews of the budgeting application
The best aerial for a narrowboat television
The first release of the new spreadsheet based narrowboat budgeting application
An unscheduled dip in the marina prompted me to write about safety on the waterways
Living on a narrowboat – Through the eyes of a young lady who would clearly prefer to be somewhere else
I started to develop the narrowboat budgeting software. This newsletter detailed the concept and the progress to date
Practical flooring for narrowboat dogs
Case study – Mike and Mags use a double redundancy payment to pay for their new floating home
The best tip for a wannabe narrowboat owner – Advice from existing boat owners
I published my guide Living on a Narrowboat: The REAL Cost of a Life Afloat. When this newsletter was published it was only available as a Kindle edition. Now it’s available in both Kindle and PDF format and is bundled with Narrowbudget, the site’s bespoke narrowboat budgeting application.
VAT on narrowboat sales
Dealing with pests on a narrowboat – spiders and swans
Posh boats – My personal favourite: S.M. Hudson
Repeat prescriptions, diesel heating systems and solar panels
Survey – Do you want a forum on the site? (You already know the answer to that!)
How to clean your stove glass – One of the real pleasures of a living fire is watching the flames on a cold winter’s eve. Here’s what you need to do to ensure you can actually see the fire.
Smoking on board – An alternative to smelly smoke
DIY narrowboat painting – I’ve broken down the complete cost of painting your own boat and
Dealing with wind on the river – A guest article from liveaboard narrowboat owner Alan Cazaly
DIY narrowboat painting – I spent three weeks in April painting my boat. Here’s the first of my progress reports
Life on the river Cam – A guest article on the pleasures of river life by wide beam liveaboard Luther Phillips
Case Study – Freelance writer Anne and her South African farmer partner John reveal all
Case Study – Toni cruises constantly with ex husband Allan. They cruise together but they live apart… on separate boats
As a result of the article about the downside of living on a narrowboat published in the 18th March newsletter, I asked liveaboard narrowboat owners to complete a survey to give a balanced view of the issues raised by Pauline. Here are the survey results and a much more positive article by liveaboard narrowboat owner and frequent forum contributer Peter Early.
The downside of living on a narrowboat – This was a very controversial post. Liveaboard Pauline Roberts wrote about the less pleasant aspects of life afloat… and attracted a storm of comments
Case study: The Woodsman – Pauline Roberts again giving an insight into the life that you may think she doesn’t like.
Reviewed: The Liveaboard Guide by Tony Jones. A great guide to living afloat
eBay Narrowboat scam (and a little bit of flack for me from another forum)
Case Study: Author Toby Jones on his own liveaboard narrowboat
A review of Debdale Wharf marina
Two more case studies. One of them waxed lyrical about life on the waterways and enjoyed every minute of her life afloat. Now (April 2013) she’s selling up to follow another dream in Spain.
The first four narrowboat case studies published
I’ll start with myself; Paul Smith, living on my own, moored in a marina and working full time. Narrowboat James case study
Meet Peggy. She has a husband and two small children, works full time and cruises the network during the summer months. Narrowboat Violet Mae case study
Fancy spending your retirement cruising the waterways of England and Wales? Meet Barry and Sue Horne. They’re living the dream! Narrowboat Adagio Case Study
Here are another working couple. Lina and Warren cruise the cut with their two cats.Narrowboat Olive Rose case study.
Article – Living on a narrowboat in winter
1th January 2011 – 1st Newsletter
Dealing with the coldest winter on record
Digital reading – A detailed review of the Kindle, the perfect solution for book loving boat owners
There are dozens of helpful and interesting articles on the site, but have you found them all? I thought you might appreciate a list of the more popular articles that you can glance through and click on the ones that take your fancy. Here it is.
There’s a wealth of information on the site in general, but if you’re struggling to find the answer to a particular issue, the forum is the place to find it. I’ve listed some of the more popular posts below but if you can’t find what you’re looking for, ask your question on the forum. If you don’t know how to create a post, or if you can’t log in, please let me know. I’ll be more than happy to get you up and running.
Living on a Narrowboat: The REAL Cost of a Life Afloat – Narrowboat costs explained in detail. My own maintenance and living cost on narrowboat James for a full year. Use this information to work out your own costs.
CRT (Canal & River Trust) maintain the waterways. Here’s their site.
Find out what parts of the canal are closed and for how long. Essential cruising information for you.
Do you need to find a home for your boat? Here’s a comprehensive list of the narrowboat friendly marinas in the UK
Do you want to see where these marinas are on a map? Here it is.
Here’s a map of all the canals on the system to help you plan your route.
Newsletter Archive – Browse through a wealth of useful content in the newsletters over the last year.
Find out more about narrowboat central heating costs here.